Is one Shark Attack cause enough for Culling?

Started by Shakyamunison2 pages
Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Backfire: Advocate of the strike-first policy.

Kind of, nuke the whales before they evolve and nuke us?

Yeah, this is why I punch people in public to keep myself safe.

Yeah this sucks.
Even the families of the shark victims pleaded to leave the sharks alone & not to cull them.

Australia confuses me, what with the shark culling and the ridiculous censorship in games.

I thought everyone down there had to be super tough and live in the desert and battle kangaroos and dingos for scraps of meat to survive?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Kind of, nuke the whales before they evolve and nuke us?
You're frying the wrong fish (Figuratively).

If anything is going to evolve in the oceans to supplant our human-centric regime, it will be the cephalopods.

Originally posted by NemeBro
If anything is going to evolve in the oceans to supplant our human-centric regime, it will be the cephalopods.

Nope, that task is written in the destiny of the amphiprioninae.

Originally posted by NemeBro
You're frying the wrong fish (Figuratively).

If anything is going to evolve in the oceans to supplant our human-centric regime, it will be the cephalopods.

Yah! They are what I always imagine a true alien would look like.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Kind of, nuke the whales before they evolve and nuke us?

Reminds me of a shirt I had one time. It said f**k the whales, save the refineries. It had a bunch of dead whales floating around an at sea oil rig. I think I was around sixteen or seventeen at the time. I was at the theater getting some popcorn and a lady walked up to me while I was paying and said that I should be ashamed of myself. She said her son said her son asked her why all the whales are dying. Even though I laughed at her...,my popcorn tasted like shit during the movie. I rarely protest anymore.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
Reminds me of a shirt I had one time. It said f**k the whales, save the refineries. It had a bunch of dead whales floating around an at sea oil rig.

I saw this mockumentary on Global Warming...how the melting ice caps were raising the ocean level & endangering coastal towns all over the world.

The narrator went on to say how the Japanese whalers had the right idea...for every ton of whale taken out of the ocean, the sea level would drop by an inch...thus the Japanese whalers were actually doing the planet a favour.

The last scene of the mockumentary is the narrator at the beach scooping out any marine life he could catch with his hands & throwing them onto the sand, saying that every little bit helps.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Australia confuses me, what with the shark culling and the ridiculous censorship in games.

I thought everyone down there had to be super tough and live in the desert and battle kangaroos and dingos for scraps of meat to survive?


Oh yeah... we don nothing about land creatures... you know the dangerous ones... I think we're just paranoid about our coasts.

And **** it I live in the wetlands. Crocodiles prowl the streets **** the dingos.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I saw this mockumentary on Global Warming...how the melting ice caps were raising the ocean level & endangering coastal towns all over the world.

The narrator went on to say how the Japanese whalers had the right idea...for every ton of whale taken out of the ocean, the sea level would drop by an inch...thus the Japanese whalers were actually doing the planet a favour.

The last scene of the mockumentary is the narrator at the beach scooping out any marine life he could catch with his hands & throwing them onto the sand, saying that every little bit helps.

😱 I want to see this film, what's it called?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
😱 I want to see this film, what's it called?

It was actually a comedy sketch/mockumentary that went for about 5 minutes. Unfortunately I can't remember the title.