Could Darth Vader have sex and not look ridiculous?

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Shey Tapani Senior Member

Could Darth Vader have sex and not look ridiculous?

Scorpius from Farscape had sex in Liars Guns and Money and it was fine. Slightly disturbing, but not utterly ridiculous.

Discuss.

NemeBro Senior Member

10/10 best thread ever.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

As ever my friend, look to porn for the answer.

Intrepid37 Restricted

lol

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Rule 34.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

He just has a zipper at his crotch. All he needs.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Does he even have a crotch any more?

psmith81992 Restricted

I'm fairly certain his lower half was destroyed in the lava. Not that he could satisfy anyone while he was "whole", anyways.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Prosthetic technology really improved with the new Imperial research grants.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

"Wait a second, I need to pump it back up" ~ Vader.

Oneness Restricted

****ed up.

Anyway, ****ed up.

Oneness Restricted

Originally posted by Nephthys
Does he even have a crotch any more?
A baked coliflower crotch.

That doesn't work...

Shey Tapani Senior Member

They could regrow it by studying trando regeneration.