Could Darth Vader have sex and not look ridiculous?

Scorpius from Farscape had sex in Liars Guns and Money and it was fine. Slightly disturbing, but not utterly ridiculous.

Discuss.

10/10 best thread ever.

As ever my friend, look to porn for the answer.

lol

Rule 34.

He just has a zipper at his crotch. All he needs.

Does he even have a crotch any more?

I'm fairly certain his lower half was destroyed in the lava. Not that he could satisfy anyone while he was "whole", anyways.

Prosthetic technology really improved with the new Imperial research grants.

"Wait a second, I need to pump it back up" ~ Vader.

****ed up.

Anyway, ****ed up.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Does he even have a crotch any more?

That doesn't work...

They could regrow it by studying trando regeneration.