Thor v.s. Link: H&HD Edition

Link and Thor go head to head on a quest. A QUEST FOR ASS.

They're transported to IRL Earth, none of that 616 nonsense, and they have 24 hours to aquire the most consenting sex partners.

Ocarina of Time Link v.s. 616 Thor

Round 2: Hardmode

Spoiler:
EQUESTRIA

Yep, I did that.

Thor.

Dude is a straight up pimp. He also goes and seduces Tom Hiddleston, collectively making a milion lusty fangirls orgasm in unison.

Link has never macked on anyone to our knowledge.

Thor in his younger days had a prodigious sexual appetite, and the ability to capitalize on it. He still does, when he wants to. Only Hercules gets more ass. There is no shame in being second best to Herc.

Link's only chance of getting any is to go to Comic-Con where any majorly dedicated gamer girl will mistake him for another cosplayer and admire his "acting" skills but Comic-Con isn't 'til another five months. Round one goes to Thor because we all know for a fact he's Chris Hemsworth and what woman won't sleep with him?

Round two goes to Princess Molestia.

At the very least, we know that OoT Link reproduced at some point.

Otherwise, I guess he had Ruto and Nabooru all over him during the game.

Thor all the way.

You all suck and need to replay OoT, except Scenario.

Link accidentally a harem in that game. haermm

Thor gets laid on purpose, Link gets engaged by accident. uhuh

Thor gets the same number of women in the single image I posted that Link gets in his entire game. And he actually boned them.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You all suck and need to replay OoT, except Scenario.

Link accidentally a harem in that game. haermm

Thor gets laid on purpose, Link gets engaged by accident. uhuh

In-game, Link has never put his wiener in any woman's hotdog. OoT Link did to one woman off-screen that we know of.

Thor still wins.

Originally posted by NemeBro
"Macked" implies "fornicated with".

In-game, Link has never put his wiener in any woman's hotdog. OoT Link did to one woman off-screen that we know of.

Thor still wins.

Thor may well win, but everyone who is counting Link out needs to replay OoT. estahuh

Edit:

Spoiler:
Link crushes round 2, by the way, Epona's song, mother ****ers.

Link had a few girls crushing on him, whoopty ****ing doo.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Spoiler:
Link crushes round 2, by the way, Epona's song, mother ****ers.

Link and Thor get ponified the moment they enter Equestria, handicapping Link's flute playing due to lack of fingers.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Link and Thor get ponified the moment they enter Equestria, handicapping Link's flute playing due to lack of fingers.

Thor loses round two because he doesn't **** horses.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Thor loses round two because he doesn't **** horses.

Thor's nephew is a horse, though.

Might run in the family.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Thor loses round two because he doesn't **** horses.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Link and Thor get ponified the moment they enter Equestria.

Consider it fair game.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Thor's nephew is a horse, though.

Might run in the family.

haermm

Originally posted by NemeBro
Link had a few girls crushing on him, whoopty ****ing doo.

😂

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

Can they use the joints in their legs to cover holes and play instruments like flutes and ocarinas? There's a difference between that and holding a stick.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Can they use the joints in their legs to cover holes and play instruments like flutes and ocarinas? There's a difference between that and holding a stick.