Cast out the Disney Princesses?

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Slowpoke Senior Member

Cast out the Disney Princesses?

My cast

Snow White-Liv Tyler

Cinderella😖aoirse Ronan

Sleeping Beauty:Brit Marling

The Little Mermaid:Emma Watson

Belle: Natalie Portman

Jasmine: Eva Green

Pocahontas:Jessica Alba

Mu Lan: Not sure, many Chinese actresses already played her

Tiana: Zoe Saldana

Rapunzel:Reese Witherspoon

NemeBro Senior Member

You cast a white woman as Jasmine.

You racist ****.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

The black princess gets a... kinda black actress. But the Arab princess and the Native American get... a pasty white girl and a Latin/Dutch/Canadian.

Sounds about hot right.

Julianna Member

I like Emma Watson as the Little Mermaid. Rapunzel - Reese Witherspoon? I don't see that one at all. I think Reese is too mature to be an ingenue princess.

Esau Cairn Contagious

Please let this be about porn parodies.

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Soirse Ronan would be a good cinderella

Slowpoke Senior Member
Originally posted by Julianna
I like Emma Watson as the Little Mermaid. Rapunzel - Reese Witherspoon? I don't see that one at all. I think Reese is too mature to be an ingenue princess.

I remember Rapunzel's model was based on her and Portman, they also thought about ask her to voice the princess.

How is Snow White and Sleeping Beauty?

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Please let this be about porn parodies.

This guy has the right idea 👆

Slowpoke Senior Member

The villains

The Queen-Cate Blanchett

The Wicked Stepmother-Kate Winslet

Maleficent-Nicole Kidman

Jafar-Ben Kingsley

Ursula-Kathy Bates

Chan Yu-Not sure

John Ratcliffe-John Travolta

Doctor Facilier-Samuel Jackson

Mother Gothel-Winona Ryder

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

I like how all the female villains are portrayed by older actresses. Aging is evil.

Slowpoke Senior Member
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I like how all the female villains are portrayed by older actresses. Aging is evil.

The villains are older than the princesses. Liv and Cate Blanchett both played in LotR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y32Ri6TWOok

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by Slowpoke
The villains are older than the princesses. Liv and Cate Blanchett both played in LotR.
The first sentence has nothing to do with the second sentence. So... wha?

Slowpoke Senior Member
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The first sentence has nothing to do with the second sentence. So... wha?

Already answered your first post. I'm just giving the reason of the queen's choice.

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I like your cast list

Good job 👆

Slowpoke Senior Member

Missed one

Vanessa(The woman Ursula disguised into)-Gal Gadot