Russell (True Blood) vs Xmen

This is Russell, the King of Mississippi vs the Xmen line up below.

Wolverine
Storm
Cyclops
Beast
Nightcrawler
Rogue
Gambit

Since Russell is alone in this battle, he gets FULL knowledge of everyone's abilities he is against.

Who wins?

Spite. X-Team wins.

Edit: This thread along with your Sylar/Peter threads need to be moved to the All Vs Forum.

He can kill a couple of them before they even realize they are in a battle. I honestly dont think this spite.

Just picture true Blood as a loooonnnngggg movie.

Can't put Wolvie down, everyone else may get blitzed tho.

Originally posted by COG Veteran
Can't put Wolvie down, everyone else may get blitzed tho.

By slapping her head off?

TB vampires' go-to tactic when dealing with humans is to bite them. Russell does that and wham, it backfires and he gets owned by Anna Paquin. Again.

Eh. I still think he loses either way.

Nightcrawler teleports them both into a wall, saving everyone in the process.

Originally posted by Epicurus
TB vampires' go-to tactic when dealing with humans is to bite them. Russell does that and wham, it backfires and he gets owned by Anna Paquin. Again.

That's why I gave him full knowledge of each character.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Nightcrawler teleports them both into a wall, saving everyone in the process.

Is Nightcrawler fast enough to grab him? He knows Nightcrawler is a teleported as well.

Nightcrawler was dodging bullets without teleporting and was tele-blitzing the Oval Office so fast people were still flying while he was hitting other people. Basically he moved so fast the world slowed down in his eyes.

Everyone gets speed blitzed. Only guy who has a chance here is Nightcrawler, and he's not winning unless he commits suicide like what Stealthmoose suggested.

The only way Russel loses is if he does indeed try to bite Rogue or otherwise touch her.

Wolverine will survive adamantium and strong healing. Russel can fly so that won't work.

Wolverine's adamantium and healing won't help him if he gets his limbs torn off.

Russell can't tear his limbs off. They're indestructible metal for a reason.

Originally posted by KingD19
Russell can't tear his limbs off. They're indestructible metal for a reason.

The skeletal system is not one solid piece of structure. Ligaments is what connects bone to bone and muscle tissue is what gives it stability.

So yeah, Russel can't break Wolverine's bones, but he sure can pull off his arms/legs from their sockets.

Don't know why people are making Wolverine into this indestructible god. He got knocked out by a tree and also got koed by a bullet. Russell is stronger than Sabertooth and that gun.

His bones are connected by chains to keep that from happening. And he tanked a beating from Blob as well as Gambit and Silver Samurai. You can't point out his lows and ignore the highs which were better feats.