Nihilus versus Vitiate

I'll present an alternative drinking game: Every time a KMC member disregards valid evidence in favor of an alternative interpretation designed to champion their own narrow bias, take a shot.

We'd all be pumping our stomachs within the hour.

I'm pumping something other than my stomach as we speak. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I'm pumping something other than my stomach as we speak. 😖hifty:

Iron.

I was pumping iron, you perv. uhuh

I think I just pumped something all over my hands.

Probably not iron.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I think I just pumped something all over my hands.

Hot.

Speaking of drinking, I've been to more bars and consumed more alkyhall in the past 3 months than in the past 3 years.

I've never drank at a bar. I've drank in restaurants (always within walking distance) and elsewhere, but never straight up at a bar.

For one, I can never figure out a way to get to a bar without driving and therefore, it removes the allure.

I'm usually surrounded by henchmen and an assortment of designated drivers. Otherwise, like you, I wouldn't go.

I've never been to a bar to drink in my life. Probably because I can't stand the taste of booze.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I've never been to a bar to drink in my life. Probably because I can't stand the taste of booze.

Not even those fruity girl drinks?

Eh, I guess. I'd prefer a coke and I can drink one at home without the silly price.

Weaksauce.

I can empathize with drinking for taste; it's my one requirement for whatever beverage I consume.

For that reason, I don't drink beer. Liquor such as bourbon and Jägermeister are wretched to me.

I like hard cider, such as Woodchuck. And my current drink of choice is a Georgia Peach tea, which is a variant of the long island tea, with peach schnapps and Sprite versus Coke.

I drink most liquor straight, but I prefer beer because it's often kinder to my body as I age. Gone are the days when I could drink a fifth and go to work the next day.

This is you ****ers in a nutshell.

That cat is the avatar of adorable.