Hank Pym vs. Peter Parker

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Hank Pym vs. Peter Parker

Who discovers the cure for cancer first? Neither is an acceptable answer.

pym-ftw Mizukage

Pym 10 seconds in.

Swamp Walker Member

Broodling, Son of Brood.

pym-ftw Mizukage

He could also defeat the Brood in a prep war if Pym had too...

😂

Bentley Seitei

Pym particles could shrink cancer cells, so technically Pym already has the cure for cancer.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by Bentley
Pym particles could shrink cancer cells, so technically Pym already has the cure for cancer.
Peter's semen can kill cancer cells.

Which, I assume, is why you're cancer free.

#rekt

Bentley Seitei

Originally posted by Mindset
Peter's semen can kill cancer cells.

Which, I assume, is why you're cancer free.

#rekt

So people who don't have cancer have been raped by Spider-Man? mmm

Well, you're the rape expert so I will abide to your reasoning.

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Mindset has spoken.

Pym wins.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Mindset
Peter's semen can kill cancer cells.
😆👆 [/thread]
seriously though, Parker is more likely to win because he on occasions runs into a walking cancer cure - Mr. Negative.
Also Parker particles might do the trick.

Bentley Seitei

Parker particles?

Are you just mocking me now Samzed? ahah

As long as Stiltman doesn't come next talking about Logan particles ermm

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Bentley
Parker particles?

Are you just mocking me now Samzed? ahah

As long as Stiltman doesn't come next talking about Logan particles ermm

😆 I swear to God I am not! Pete actually discovered particles that can grant anyone high herald level powers with potential to reach trans level 😎

Logan particles exist - his flees.

DarkSaint85 Bonified abstract

Originally posted by SamZED
😆 I swear to God I am not! Pete actually discovered particles that can grant anyone high herald level powers with potential to reach trans level 😎

Logan particles exist - his flees.

Anyone??? Someone...SUPERIOR...to you, may disagree. sneer

8swords Senior Member

Originally posted by SamZED
😆 I swear to God I am not! Pete actually discovered particles that can grant anyone high herald level powers with potential to reach trans level 😎

Logan particles exist - his flees.

Yup, which also made alpha, and somethin tells me that alpha owned thor once?

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by SamZED
Logan particles exist - his flees.

You're making more typos than usual. Is it because you're nervous? Let me guess. Seeing the newest Twilight Goblin photo hurt you bad, didn't it?

Good.

8swords Senior Member

^fight fight fight fight!!! to the DEATH!!

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

If either of them can cure cancer, why are there still cancer deaths on Marvel Earth?

pym-ftw Mizukage

I assume the thee same reason Pym doesn't shift the 616 reality into a deathless universe.

Plot.

Bentley Seitei
Originally posted by zopzop
If either of them can cure cancer, why are there still cancer deaths on Marvel Earth?

Pft, all Marvel Citizen should thank Pym for everytime he hasn't created an improved version of Ultron and letting them all die several times over.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by zopzop
If either of them can cure cancer, why are there still cancer deaths on Marvel Earth?
because Pete died short after he discovered the particles. Pym has no such excuse. 😛

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're making more typos than usual. Is it because you're nervous? Let me guess. Seeing the newest Twilight Goblin photo hurt you bad, didn't it?

Good.

I know I'll regret asking this... what Twilight Goblin photo?

StiltmanFTW CBvF

😆

Sent you a PM. Enjoy.