Batman & Nightwing Vs Samson (Bible)

Started by zopzop2 pages

Originally posted by Odekahn
Samson used his strength to kill thousands upon thousands with his last breath by pushing two giant pillars apart and brought down an entire stadium. His strength was immense. He was directly powered by the Holy Spirit.

And if you really want to get crazy, check out his exploits in the Talmud (lifting mountains, carrying immense weight, some form of super speed/leaping, etc...). 😆

Still, that boy needs to breathe. Bat Gas and it's lights out.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
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Originally posted by Stoic
This thread is actually offensive to me, it should be closed. How strong of a case should I make? Samson of the bible is not a comic book character. If this was a Batman vs Luke Skywalker thread it would have been closed long ago.
reported please close.

There's nothing offensive about this thread. It's a hypothetical, fictional, fantasy combat scenario pitting three literary figures against eachother. If you take offense from a pretend battle scenario pitting literary characters against eachother maybe you need to re-evaluate your priorities. If this thread gets closed every thread using a character derived from a religious text or empowered by religious figures should be closed as well. That means all threads involving Thor, Mephisto, Wonder Woman, Lucifer, Micheal, Odin, Zauriel, Asmodel, Zeus, Hercules, Captain Marvel, Black Adam, etc. should all be closed because they make light of Greek, Egyptian, Judeo-Christian, and Norse Gods.

Samson wins. God isn't going to allow a couple of losers like Batman and his boy toy to beat one of his guys.

I myself am Christian and my father is Hebrew. But this is a debate site. People debate here. There's nothing to be offended about. This is like Isaac Hayes going along with South Park talking about every religion, life choice and everything else as Chef, but he threw a hissy fit as soon as they jabbed at his religion of Scientology.

Also without some form of divine intervention, I think Team Bats gadgets will give them a majority. It's true Samson has no defense against stuff like gas.