Death?

If something happens to us after death, what are we before life?

This thread is meant to humor those who believe in an afterlife. I personally believe that we go in the ground and never come back. Just gauging the opposite thought process.

Joke's on you, my ashes will be scattered across the seven seas. No ground for me.

Serial killers & child molesters get reincarnated as penguins.

Originally posted by Firefly218
If something happens to us after death, what are we before life?

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We were an undeveloped egg in the fetus of our mother while she was in the whom of her mother. That's going back as far as you can.

Considering in most instances there's slowly diminishing electrical activity in the brain after we die, I assert that we all slowly and agonizingly relive the worst parts of our lives before blinking out of existence forever.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Considering in most instances there's slowly diminishing electrical activity in the brain after we die, I assert that we all slowly and agonizingly relive the worst parts of our lives before blinking out of existence forever.

Why the worst parts? Why not the best parts?

I want to relive the best parts; all two of them. 😎

Lower your expectations, so that they are either met or surpassed.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Lower your expectations, so that they are either met or surpassed.

I guess that week I spend in that Mexican jail wasn't all that bad when you lower your expectations. 😉

You came out alive and presumably without too many tattoos, so success.

He wants the Mormon answer. Wrong forum for this question.

Mormons believe the spirit (or intelligence) has existed for eternity and will always exist.

But Mormons are wrong at everything that doesn't involve singing and dancing.

And procreation.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He wants the Mormon answer. Wrong forum for this question.

Mormons believe the spirit (or intelligence) has existed for eternity and will always exist.

The mormans also believe that the Garden of Eden was in Missouri

Haven't you seen St. Louis? I mean, come on.

I welcome a good death.

But why does it matter if nothing follows death.... I mean if it didn't matter wouldn't it be irrelevant?

I believe there is something, what? I can't say.

Originally posted by Lexington
But why does it matter if nothing follows death.... I mean if it didn't matter wouldn't it be irrelevant?

I believe there is something, what? I can't say.

Time lasts forever even in the after life.

Possibly because time is relative, and when you have no sensations, time can seem like eternity.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Time lasts forever even in the after life.

How do you know time lasts forever?

I believe that time is finite, and therefore there will be an end to time, just like there was a beginning of time at the BB.

Good question, maybe Time Immemorial has has a near death experience.

Did you know they place symbols and messages above the ceiling in hospitals and operating theaters (out of sight for people) to test for people that claim to have seen themselves during near death experiences from above when dying.

Seeking Proof in Near Death Claims (WSJ)