answering machine

What, me posting them or Corran being naked? 😂

umm nah I think I okay

Aaah, poor Corran. He'll be gutted when he sees this rejection. 😂

Really though PS, is there anything that could be done to cheer you up?

not today

If a guy keeps asking for your phone number you could always do the old comedy number trick. Write down the number 770 5519 on a piece of paper, putting lines though the sevens in the European way and a straight leg on the nine too.

He'll try it and it won't work of course, but he'll get the message if he views the number from the back of the page. 😗

Me and my friend here are attempting to figure this out. Hold on a moment....ok we got it now. Thanks so much for sharing that with us!

Its a good one if you're not keen to hand over your number. 😄

😑

Uh...you ok dude?

nice one!

It took me and my friend like a few minutes to figure that one out!

yeah same here

Luckily my friend Dom had some paper handy!

haha

Well.,..it was my paper to begin with but I let him use it to figure it out.

PISS...OFF...oh, I get it! I can take a hint! You don't want me!

*runs away crying*

😄

there's your stalker😂
and here's another one , still star trek:

WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR PHONE CALL, AS IT HAS BEEN, IS NOW OVER. YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE ASSIMILATED AT THE BEEP. But we're not home right now. So leave a message and we'll assimilate you later

Hey Padme, I'll have you know people would pay good money to have my naked pics.................removed from existence.

no they wouldn't..you sick,sick man😘

hmm....then again if we post naked pics of Corran I may be able to pay for all four years of college