Be careful,,,,,,

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
Yes, but you "laugh out loud" about nearly everything, or substitute pretty pictures to achieve the same effect, so this isn't saying much.

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
Are you offering to teach me how to argue "properly" however you define that in your vocabulary, then?

You might find a willing pupil if you're serious.

What subject are or were we supposedly arguing, though?

You know, the basics. I charge admission and consultation fees, so that right now just cost you. If you're strapped for cash, I'll take your immortal soul that doesn't exist.

Blue how much bacon do you eat?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
"Nearly everything" you say is lol-worthy. Including:

Logic, rationality, humility, shrewdness, foresight, not ignoring what people say to you in order to dodge a tricky point.

You know, the basics. I charge admission and consultation fees, so that right now just cost you. If you're strapped for cash, I'll take your immortal soul that doesn't exist.

Perhaps my mission in life is to bring levity and enjoyment to people. In which case you're telling me I succeed remarkably well.

Good to know.

I'd be very interested in knowing exactly what conversation we two have had for you to be saying this, though.

I don't recall ever discussing any subject with you at length.

Judging from your consultation dismissal, it's a shame you were ultimately only joking.

I thought for a moment you really might have something to share.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Blue how much bacon do you eat?

None.

I don't eat pork.

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
Perhaps my mission in life is to bring levity and enjoyment to people. In which case you're telling me I succeed remarkably well.

Good to know.

I'd be very interested in knowing exactly what conversation we two have had for you to be saying this, though.

I don't recall ever discussing any subject with you at length.

Judging from your consultation dismissal, it's a shame you were ultimately only joking.

I thought for a moment you really might have something to share.

I don't need to speak to you to see how you speak to others. All these posts are public, so I can read along as you... discuss...? That doesn't feel like an accurate word but, whatever. As you discuss with others.

EDIT: That was another consultation. I'll add it to your Soul Tab.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Also a sense of scale and proportion within human interactions. "Taking the piss" seems to be an alien concept to you.

I don't need to speak to you to see how you speak to others. All these posts are public, so I can read along as you... discuss...? That doesn't feel like an accurate word but, whatever. As you discuss with others.

I'm American. I had to look up the term "taking the piss" on Wikipedia to even understand what you were talking about.

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Taking the piss is a British term meaning to take liberties at the expense of others, or to be unreasonable. It is often used to mean (or confused with) taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, ridicule, or scoff.[1] It is also not to be confused with "taking a piss", which refers to the act of urinating. Taking the Mickey (Mickey Bliss, Cockney rhyming slang) or taking the Michael is another term for making fun of someone. These terms are most widely used in the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand and Australia.

Usage

The term sometimes refers to a form of mockery in which the mocker exaggerates the other person's characteristics; pretending to take on his or her attitudes, etc., in order to make them look funny. Or it may be used to refer to a ruse where a person is led to believe something is true that is not (usually a fairly unbelievable story) for the purpose of ridicule of the subject.

The phrase is in common usage throughout British society, employed by headline writers in broadsheet gazettes[2] and tabloids[3] as well as colloquially. It is also used in English speaking countries such as Australia
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss

The guy has to compulsively wiki and cite every three posts or his PC will explode.

Originally posted by bluewaterrider
I'm American. I had to look up the term "taking the piss" on Wikipedia to even understand what you were talking about.

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Taking the piss is a British term meaning to take liberties at the expense of others, or to be unreasonable. It is often used to mean (or confused with) taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, ridicule, or scoff.[1] It is also not to be confused with "taking a piss", which refers to the act of urinating. Taking the Mickey (Mickey Bliss, Cockney rhyming slang) or taking the Michael is another term for making fun of someone. These terms are most widely used in the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, New Zealand and Australia.

Usage

The term sometimes refers to a form of mockery in which the mocker exaggerates the other person's characteristics; pretending to take on his or her attitudes, etc., in order to make them look funny. Or it may be used to refer to a ruse where a person is led to believe something is true that is not (usually a fairly unbelievable story) for the purpose of ridicule of the subject.

The phrase is in common usage throughout British society, employed by headline writers in broadsheet gazettes[2] and tabloids[3] as well as colloquially. It is also used in English speaking countries such as Australia
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
The guy has to compulsively wiki and cite every three posts or his PC will explode.

😆 😆

None.

I don't eat pork.

bluewaterrider mashaallah ALLAHUAKBAR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA6myNjf1Io

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A99Z9pY7X_g

The pig is so poisonous and filthy, that nature had to prepare him a sewer line or canal running down each leg with an outlet in the bottom of the foot. Out of this hole oozes pus and filth his body cannot pass into its system fast enough. Some of this pus gets into the meat of the pig.

According to Jewish law, pork is one of a number of foods forbidden from consumption by Jews. These foods are known as "non-kosher" foods. In order for a meat to be kosher, it must first come from a kosher animal. A kosher animal must be a ruminant and have split hooves - therefore cows, sheep, goats and deer are all kosher, whereas pigs (having only one sign of kashrut) are not kosher.

Qur'an, Holy book of Muslims also prohibits consumption of pork.

"He has made unlawful for you that which dies of itself and blood and the flesh of swine and that on which the name of any other than Allah has been invoked. But he who is driven by necessity, being neither disobedient nor exceeding the limit, then surely, Allah is Most Forgiving, Merciful." Quran 2:173 -

Originally posted by eninn

The pig is so poisonous and filthy, that nature had to prepare him a sewer line or canal running down each leg with an outlet in the bottom of the foot. Out of this hole oozes pus and filth his body cannot pass into its system fast enough. Some of this pus gets into the meat of the pig.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
LMAO what is this bullshit?

I think he/she is just making things up.

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someone told me

By the way, just observation also, everytime my wife eat pork, cya faint and appear in his body that we do not know why. the wives avoiding eating pork.

There are so many animals / creatures that aren't moving fit for human consumption (and by the way it is God who pronounced it "unclean"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf1BJl7L4xY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqkZ6BuRrc

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27 of Rajab

Allah sent the prophets as a mercy to the slaves and supported them with miracles to indicate the truthfulness of their message. Of all the prophets, our Prophet, Muhammad, was blessed with the most miracles. Al-Isra' and al-Mi^raj are among the many miracles of Prophet Muhammad.
The miracle of al-Isra' is confirmed in the Qur'an. In Surat al-Isra', Ayah 1, Allah said:

which means: [Praise be to Allah Who enabled His slave, Muhammad, to make the journey at night from Masjid al-Haram in Makkah to Masjid al-Aqsa in Jerusalem, which is surrounded a blessed land.] This journey is also confirmed in the sahih hadith. As such, there is scholarly consensus (ijma^) Prophet Muhammad journeyed in body and soul the night of al-Isra' from Masjid al-Haram in Makkah to Masjid al-Aqsain Jerusalem. Moreover, these scholars indicated the person who denies al-Isra' is a blasphemer for belying the explicit text of the Qur'an.

Before the Prophet took this night journey, the ceiling of the house in which he was staying was opened, and Jibril descended. He cut open the chest of Prophet Muhammad and washed that open area with Zamzam water. Then he emptied something from a container into the chest of the Prophet to increase his wisdom as well as the strength of his belief. This was done to prepare the Messenger of Allah for that which he had yet to see in the upper world from among the wonders of the creation of Allah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p97c4D2fTqw

Originally posted by Omega Vision
LMAO what is this bullshit?

someone told me

they failed anatomy and physiology.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
someone told me

they failed anatomy and physiology.

Is anatomy and physiology even in the Koran?

No more than any other science in religious books.

Originally posted by SamZED
No more than any other science in religious books.

I figured so. I was being sarcastic.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Is anatomy and physiology even in the Koran?

LOLNOPE.

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And by the way in Genesis 9:1-3 (old testament)

Then God blessed Noah and his sons, saying to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth. The fear and dread of you will fall upon all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea; they are given into your hands. Everything that lives and moves will be food for you.

...but before Genesis 9, was Genesis 7 which reads...

Genesis 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee (in the ark) seven and seven (7 pairs), the male and his female; and of the beasts that are not clean two, the male and his female (1 pair only): 3 of the birds also of the heavens, seven and seven, male and female, to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

...Logic says that if it is God's intention, and Noah didn't eat ANY and ALL creatures (which includes pigs, snakes, lizards, cockroach, insects - all of which are considered not clean, and yet they "lives and moves"😉, then these "unclean" creatures are non-existent now because it's only 1 pair - which purpose is to "keep the seed alive"!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSD_ewJUP4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNnPcdZxDs

I always say it is important healthy food

You can get it from the health farm fresh

Stay away from the frozen food

The food also slaughtered the wrong way without the name of God

This leads to a blood clot inside the carcass (chicken or lamb and so on)

This is reflected negatively on health, such as yellowing of the face and so on

http://www.muslimconsumergroup.com/products_list.html

How does Halal food support terrorism? Virtually all food with a few exceptions is halal. Halal slaughter need not raise the price of beef or other meat. Any Muslim working in a slaughter house can perform the Zabiah. The Slaughter house need only state on their label it was slaughtered Zabiah (Halal) on the meat that was slaughtered by a Muslim.

Non meat products the producer need only specify the product doesn't contain any meat or intoxicants. Honesty in labeling is all that is required for us to tell if a food is Halal. There are no recognized central Halal labelling centers. Although one can find books that identify what brands etc are Halal. Many located in print and online.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGrJxBHIxb8