Make Yourself OP

You, in your current life, have to take what feats and abilities you have and multiply them to make yourself as OP as possible.

/le sigh

Stupid thread. Someone lock

Nah. Lock after we have more good threads going on.

Why allow a thread that will, in all essence, become a "my p0wur>ur p0wah"/"I r moar powahful ten u" dick waving contest

this was meant to be a thread that makes you take an honest assessment of your skills and then extrapolate it to ridiculousness

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Why allow a thread that will, in all essence, become a "my p0wur>ur p0wah"/"I r moar powahful ten u" dick waving contest

I'm slightly better than some people at certain things.

I make myself slightly better than everyone at everything.

I can never be defeated because I will always be just a little bit better than my opponent in every way.

this is a total cheat but who cares

Can procrastination be a superpower?

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Can procrastination be a superpower?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

I already am OP.

I become OP².

I won 50m and 100m sprint in opens. So now I am faster then Usain Bolt, because I am OP!!!

Originally posted by Dramatic Gecko
I won 50m and 100m sprint in opens. So now I am faster then Usain Bolt, because I am OP!!!

Thats... setting a really low bar for what you consider OP

Spacing out like a coma champ, totally means I can ignore the omniversal reality on a whim.

can i be a goose?

Multiply my feats by infinity, that was easy.

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
Thats... setting a really low bar for what you consider OP

Fine I shit on Flash and Superman as I whirl past them at the speed of light to the power of infinity.