Satsuki Kiryuin vs Link

Started by NemeBro2 pages

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'm going to assume you mean the hyperbole thing. I base it being hyperbole on the fact that Link never moves anything remotely close to a mountain while wearing them or desplays sufficient strength indicating he could.

And you know this how? Have you even seen them? Second video at 1.35. They're huge elevated platforms that Ryuko had just had extended fights on. They're quite large.

I know you're basically an illiterate, uneducated piece of trash, so I'll inform you that moving something just from the force of your strength without touching it is much more impressive than throwing it. Satsuki wins.

I was hoping I could incite this self-righteous, pissy response from you.

You're right about one thing, Satsuki does win. We both know this, just as we know this is a spite thread that Link, even under normal circumstances and much less armed with only sword and board, would probably lose. Yet you make this bait thread, and I have to ask for what purpose? Not to provoke any meaningful discussion, certainly not, for that is so unlike your modus operandi that to claim as such would be entirely farcical.

Nay, you have created this intentional spite thread to satiate your own malformed ego with the notion that your waifu could beat up a character you personally dislike.

Basically, how small is your ****ing dick? **** you.

No, I made it to see if it got more traffic than this thread merely by having Link in it.

It has. Thanks for contributing trololololol!

It got more traffic because I've been trolling you.

You think Link would be beaten up by Batman, but you made this thread. Batman = Satsuki?

I'll bite since Neme let you have it because your Fluffy Bunny feelings got hurt.

TP Link breaks her over his knee. His strength isn't amped by gauntlets you can take away.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It got more traffic because I've been trolling you.

You think Link would be beaten up by Batman, but you made this thread. Batman = Satsuki?

I don't see how I've been trolled here. I'm having a good time. I was in a bad mood a while ago because of people being dumb but talking to you cheered me up a bit.

Eh, Batman's beaten better probably.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'll bite since Neme let you have it because your Fluffy Bunny feelings got hurt.

TP Link breaks her over his knee. His strength isn't amped by gauntlets you can take away.

Ok.

Cool. So how does he break her?

Over his knee. As I said in my post. Are you illiterate? uhuh

Yeah, but how does he break her over his knee when he's weaker than her?

[Citation needed]

I got like, the whole thread man.