Origin of your Name

From a Legion of Superheroes Comic where "Young Darkseid" was kicked out of the Legion for having omega vision that caused more harm than good.

A bad pun - "serious writer" into "siriuswriter."

I have a speech impediment.

My surname. What's the purpose of nobility if you can't flaunt it?

Like royals, nobles often come from inbred lines, which accounts for their poor physical conditions and weak temperaments. Makes sense now.

You've read too much ASOIAF.

Too much? That is a factual impossibility. So you're wrong.