Girls

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I wish I could claim virginity, but the females have taken it from me long ago. What started this thread was my gf had an utter breakdown, whaling, crying, screaming in the car to the airport because she thought she was going to miss her flight.

It suddenly came to her from God that it was sign that if she missed the plane we were breaking up and if she made it we were ok. We get to the airport she has not even missed the flight yet, relationships over, don't talk to me see, no hug or kiss, see you in a new life, walks away..I drive off.

7 minutes later she is calling me telling me she loves me and she made the flight. 😂

Exclude stress situations (she was obviously stressing it).
Does she go crazy on a daily basis?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Sounds like you found your soul mate. 😂

Oh I did 😄

This thread turned bitter rather fast.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I wish I could claim virginity, but the females have taken it from me long ago. What started this thread was my gf had an utter breakdown, whaling, crying, screaming in the car to the airport because she thought she was going to miss her flight.

It suddenly came to her from God that it was sign that if she missed the plane we were breaking up and if she made it we were ok. We get to the airport she has not even missed the flight yet, relationships over, don't talk to me see, no hug or kiss, see you in a new life, walks away..I drive off.

7 minutes later she is calling me telling me she loves me and she made the flight. 😂

Whaling?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
I wish I could claim virginity, but the females have taken it from me long ago. What started this thread was my gf had an utter breakdown, whaling, crying, screaming in the car to the airport because she thought she was going to miss her flight.

It suddenly came to her from God that it was sign that if she missed the plane we were breaking up and if she made it we were ok. We get to the airport she has not even missed the flight yet, relationships over, don't talk to me see, no hug or kiss, see you in a new life, walks away..I drive off.

7 minutes later she is calling me telling me she loves me and she made the flight. 😂

I can understand stress but taking a flight time as a call to destiny is definitely crazy. Use protection and change your passwords.

Originally posted by konfetka
Exclude stress situations (she was obviously stressing it).
Does she go crazy on a daily basis?

She has had 3 or 4 of these in like 3 months. She told me she is nervous a lot and does not know why.

She does not go crazy on a daily basis but has crazy mood swings.

Ok like we went and worked out, we come back, I'm hungry as hell cause I have not eaten yet, she ate before we worked out. She wants pancakes, so I start making pancakes. I'm like 4 pancakes into a mix of like 15 and I'm starving already, I'm thinking to hell with it, I'll eat one to get the craving over and eat the rest with her. I butter it up and start eating it, half way in she comes out as I'm standing there eating and and loses it on me. "😠 😠 I thought we were gonna eat together!!!😠 😠"

Now we mad and have to sit at the table eating the rest of them cause she lost it on me eating while I was cooking because I was really hungry.

Originally posted by Robtard
Whaling?

Love it how you find interesting words --- It means she's fat 😆

You see she even wants to eat only pancakes 🙂))

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
She has had 3 or 4 of these in like 3 months...

You are going to be a father.

Originally posted by Robtard
Whaling?

Dude, she was crying and laughing at the same time, I'm talking hysterical man, shit your only see in movies and even then its probably not real. It was outa this world.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You are going to be a father.

Unless the test have all been wrong, I guess so. 😆 😆 😆

Is she hot?

Pancakes as a post workout meal. Hmmmm.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Is she hot?

...and clean...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
...and clean...

...and wealthy...

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Is she hot?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Yes 😄

👆

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Yes 😄

Amen, dude stop complaining then she's allowed to do anything she wants. I'm out of this boring thread. Peace 🤘

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
...and clean...

Originally posted by konfetka
Amen, dude stop complaining then she's allowed to do anything she wants. I'm out of this boring thread. Peace 🤘

Ah, now I get it..thanks 😎

Originally posted by Astner
Only crazy girls would be offended by such a generalization.

Originally posted by Epicurus
👆

That's nice to know.