Uncle Ben vs Dracula

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Uncle Ben vs Dracula

Dracula Lord of Vampires (classic version)

vs

Franklin Richards favorite Unca Ben, aka The Thing

Round 1:
Franklin runs into Dracula on the way home from school and senses that Dracula is a "bad man". Frank boasts that "my Uncle Ben would clobber you, bad man."
"Indeed? We shall see, young man, we shall see. I must meet this uncle of yours."
Frank invites Dracula into the Baxter Building so he can prove it, and the fight is on.

Can Ben win the day?

Not a chance. Ben gets raped.

was about to ask if you had finally lost it

Originally posted by maxivitopowe
was about to ask if you had finally lost it

Well, the other Uncle Ben could probably drive Dracula away with doses of homespun wisdom and speeches about responsibility.