Joffrey Baratheon vs. Draco Malfoy

1. Who would win the "most annoying/despicable teenage jerk" award.

2. Who would win in a pure fist fight?

Draco has at least a few redeemable qualities and will at least fight his own battles and get his hands dirty if he needs to. He also wouldn't kill innocent people and treat his family like shit.

Draco would also win in a fist fight. He's a lot more fit and physically active than Joffrey. Dracos been fighting since his 1st year at school. Joffrey never even bothered to learn how to throw a punch.

they both got beat up by little girls

I don't recall Draco getting into any HTH fights, let alone doing so since 1st year.

1. Joffrey
2. Draco

Originally posted by Silent Master
I don't recall Draco getting into any HTH fights, let alone doing so since 1st year.

hermione punched him in the face and he folded like a napkin.

in joff's defense, arya was armed with a stick and a direwolf.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
hermione punched him in the face and he folded like a napkin.

in joff's defense, arya was armed with a stick and a direwolf.

Exactly, that's the closest to a hth fight he's had that I remember and that was in 3rd year; I'm trying to figure out what fighting exp he got in 1st year that would be relevant to the OP's scenario.

Now that I think of it, Arya is much more dangerous than Hermione. In h2h combat atleast,

Probably Joffrey for both

Batman should'eve killed Joffrey.

Batman doesn't kill. He lets Catwoman do that for him.

Joffrey has, if nothing else, been trained in arms like all nobles.

He wins both.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Batman doesn't kill. He lets Catwoman do that for him.

But he did use guns in his early days

also i'm talking about the actor who plays Joffrey, He was in Batman Begins.

Joffrey "I am an annoying little prick" Baratheon wins.

draco rolfstomps this peasant.