Old Testament God vs New Testament God

OT God is a jealous monster who is personally responsible for killing people left and right and being very capricious in His judgement, but there's no references to Hell or what happens to people when they die.

NT God is supposedly much nicer, but he also sends sinners to a place of infinite suffering and torment for original sin, something they have no control over, or for a finite sin of their own making.

Who is better/worse in your opinion?

I am better off. Because I am a Buddhist, and don't have to worry about the gods of the bible.

OT God has more feats, so he wins.

#kmclogic

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I am better off. Because I am a Buddhist, and don't have to worry about the gods of the bible.

Originally posted by Robtard
Chanting nam-myoho-renge-kyo won't stop the hell fires from burning you for eternity!

That would be a b*tch, if it was true. Fortunately, or unfortunately, I'll just end up back here.

In a strange way it is true: This cosmos is Hell, and we have to live in it for eternity. But it is also heaven and eight other worlds all in one. The world you live in is up to you.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
OT God has more feats, so he wins.

#kmclogic

No-nonsense construction worker > touchy/feely hippieness.

Originally posted by Mindship
Created the damn universe. No contest. Helluva job. No wonder he gets testy.

No-nonsense construction worker > touchy/feely hippieness.

He also knows spells like "Light" and "Make People" and "People Suck; Meteor Strike".

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
He also knows spells like "Light" and "Make People" and "People Suck; Meteor Strike".

But he threw away the flood-them spell. 😂

He promised not to use it. I suspect he misplaced the spell components.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
He promised not to use it. I suspect he misplaced the spell components.

The bible and D&D work well together.

< hoping he pulls the George Burns spell again. This time, it really would be something.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
The bible and D&D work well together.

Jesus' stats in AD&D format:

Str: 11
Int: 16
Wis: 18
Dex: 15
Con:18
Cha:18

Spells:
Cure [all] wounds
Raise Dead
Transmutation
Control Weather
Wither

Special abilities:
Turn/Rebuke
Resurrection post death

Originally posted by Robtard
Jesus' stats in AD&D format:

Str: 11
Int: 16
Wis: 18
Dex: 15
Con:18
Cha:18

Spells:
Cure [all] wounds
Raise Dead
Transmutation
Control Weather
Wither

Special abilities:
Turn/Rebuke
Resurrection post death

😂

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
OT God has more feats, so he wins.

#kmclogic

Ok. I luld. I didn't like it, but I luld.

Originally posted by Robtard
Jesus' stats in AD&D format:

Str: 11
Int: 16
Wis: 18
Dex: 15
Con:18
Cha:18

Spells:
Cure [all] wounds
Raise Dead
Transmutation
Control Weather
Wither

Special abilities:
Turn/Rebuke
Resurrection post death

He doesn't have any deity-level 20+ stats? What a wuss.

Originally posted by Digi
Ok. I luld. I didn't like it, but I luld.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
He doesn't have any deity-level 20+ stats? What a wuss.

Jesus wanted it that way

Originally posted by Robtard
Jesus wanted it that way

That's fair. Is dad owns the dice. 😎

Originally posted by Robtard
Jesus wanted it that way

Jesus plays 2nd edition, what a noob.

The OT had f*cking paradise gardens, and massive floods, and scouring of cities, and dads sacrificing sons, and guys getting swallowed by whales, and guys cutting oceans in half, and all that cool shit.

NT has some dork wandering around curing peoples diseases. Lamest DLC ever. Can't believe I had to pay my Original Sin just to play it. And they end on a f*cking cliffhanger! I've been waiting 2,000 years for the next chapter to come out! Whoever wrote the NT should be fired, bring back the OT God, he knew how to write a decent story.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Jesus plays 2nd edition, what a noob.

ie the NT