Who would you be in Star Wars?

Started by Lord Lucien4 pages

Originally posted by PTforthewin
a Clone commander with a mind of his own, plus I would be a Clone stormtrooper, not the regular unit
So an obedient, subservient, looks-like-millions-of-other-guys smart drone?

Originally posted by PTforthewin
stormtroopers in no way are Cannon fodder, an average trained stormtrooper is better then your average rebel due to more advanced training and better armor, stormtroopers have numbers, better soldier quality, and better technology. rebels have pride, luck, confidence, and plot continuity.

I would be the replacment of Sev from delta squad!

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
I would be the replacment of Sev from delta squad!

So... everyone else would hate you?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
So an obedient, subservient, looks-like-millions-of-other-guys smart drone?

that was a movie mistake, it wasn't meant to happen

Originally posted by PTforthewin
that was a movie mistake, it wasn't meant to happen
YouTube video

"Door is locked. Move on to the next one."

YouTube video

Essentially, you would like to be part of the dumbest cadre of plastic-coated idiots in the universe.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
YouTube video

"Door is locked. Move on to the next one."

YouTube video

Essentially, you would like to be part of the dumbest cadre of plastic-coated idiots in the universe.

it actually was a movie mistake Lucas confirmed it. Btw like the rebels where any better they lost nearly every battle against the empire plot immunity and chewbacca saved the day on endor

It may have been a movie mistake. But they kinda confirm it as legitimate when they intentionally add in a sound effect for it.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
it actually was a movie mistake Lucas confirmed it. Btw like the rebels where any better they lost nearly every battle against the empire plot immunity and chewbacca saved the day on endor
You mean the battle where the Emperor's "best troops" were done in by 3 foot tall plush bears with rocks on strings? Those awesome Stormtroopers? And it doesn't help your choice when the best defence against the Stormtroopers being unimaginably awful boils down to "well, not as awful as those other guys." Seriously, why do you want to be a mindless, faceless, drone that everyone makes fun?

And yeah, they enhanced the sound effect in all the special editions. That moron trooper bumping his head is fully endorsed by Lucas as canon. Stormtroopers are terrible and they look stupid.

Thrawn.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You mean the battle where the Emperor's "best troops" were done in by 3 foot tall plush bears with rocks on strings? Those awesome Stormtroopers? And it doesn't help your choice when the best defence against the Stormtroopers being unimaginably awful boils down to "well, not as awful as those other guys." Seriously, why do you want to be a mindless, faceless, drone that everyone makes fun?

And yeah, they enhanced the sound effect in all the special editions. That moron trooper bumping his head is fully endorsed by Lucas as canon. Stormtroopers are terrible and they look stupid.

ewoks had ambushed the stormtroopers, not to mention that one of the stormtroopers shot and wounded leia and another stormtrooper shot and deactivated R2. Plus afterwards the ewoks where getting killed, chewbacca was able to take an ATST which was one of the only reasons the alliance won, plus the "crappy" stormtroopers where able to board and kill all of the rebels on tantive iv (except leia) with only 4 total casualties, and both forces had even numbers

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
So an obedient, subservient, looks-like-millions-of-other-guys smart drone?

the stormtrooper in the picture is obviously the idiot commander cody was talking about that always hits his head on walls

Originally posted by PTforthewin
ewoks had ambushed the stormtroopers, not to mention that one of the stormtroopers shot and wounded leia and another stormtrooper shot and deactivated R2. Plus afterwards the ewoks where getting killed, chewbacca was able to take an ATST which was one of the only reasons the alliance won, plus the "crappy" stormtroopers where able to board and kill all of the rebels on tantive iv (except leia) with only 4 total casualties, and both forces had even numbers
Pretty much everything you said explains how terrible the Stormtroopers are. They suck that much. And source for that "4 casualties/even numbers" thing?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
So... everyone else would hate you?

why would they hate me! I'm..er I mean sev is charming

Originally posted by Fated Xtasy
why would they hate me! I'm..er I mean sev is charming
they all look the same...

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Pretty much everything you said explains how terrible the Stormtroopers are. They suck that much. And source for that "4 casualties/even numbers" thing?
the tantive iv scene in a new hope.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
the tantive iv scene in a new hope.
You think there were only like a dozen people on that entire ship? And only the same on the entire Star Destroyer?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
You think there were only like a dozen people on that entire ship? And only the same on the entire Star Destroyer?
in once scene the one just after the shoot out in the beginning 3 rebels run and in the next scene both rebels shoot at 3 stormtroopers none of the stormtroopers got hit and then one of the stormtroopers without even looking shot and killed one of the rebels. Plus only 6-8 stormtroopers where in the first wave and about 10 rebels. Most likely the rebels on the tantive weren't regular men since why would hey have regular infantry on board a ship that is carrying the key to the rebellions success AKA the Death Star plans

Then again, the men with Vader would probably be the 501st.

Originally posted by PTforthewin
in once scene the one just after the shoot out in the beginning 3 rebels run and in the next scene both rebels shoot at 3 stormtroopers none of the stormtroopers got hit and then one of the stormtroopers without even looking shot and killed one of the rebels. Plus only 6-8 stormtroopers where in the first wave and about 10 rebels. Most likely the rebels on the tantive weren't regular men since why would hey have regular infantry on board a ship that is carrying the key to the rebellions success AKA the Death Star plans

I don't know if the Infinite Empire had a king or something like that, I would love to be that guy. Probably the most powerful dude that ever lived.