Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and Harry Potter vs the US Military

Every being and fauna from the LotR, GoT, and HP universes must battle the entire US Armed Forces. The US get every weapon they have sans nukes. They have all of Florida as their battlefield
No Time-travelling or Felix Felicis
Bloodlusted; no PIS/CIS
Who takes this?

Murica wins.

Don't know how those forces could overcome non tactical nukes, daisy cutters,
getting carpet bombed, etc..

^Magic.

Don't see magic working here

MOAB's. MOAB's everywhere. AC-130 runs, mortars. So many dead fantasy folk. Voldemort gets sniped right where his nose used to be.

Most wizards are idiots, just look at how all the evil Wizards marched on Hogwarts.

The only problem I see the US having is the Deadmen of Dunharrow.

Saruman's forces were defeated by an army with primitive weapons. Sauron himself was defeated ages earlier by an army with primitive weapons. With all the battlefield confusion, Potter wizards can be sniped while dealing with incoming mortar or missiles.

I guess Army Chaplains can deal with the undead via exorcisms lol

Originally posted by Lestov16
Every being and fauna from the LotR, GoT, and HP universes must battle the entire US Armed Forces. The US get every weapon they have sans nukes. They have all of Florida as their battlefield
No Time-travelling or Felix Felicis
Bloodlusted; no PIS/CIS
Who takes this?

LoTR Ghost > the rest

Probably should have given America the Ghost Busters. But since you hate America, you didn't.

Why do you hate America?

Ghosts and magic win.

The ghosts solo. But even if they don't, Harry Potter wizards could just Imperio the President or the top generals of the military and get them to surrender or lose somehow.

Originally posted by Nephthys
The ghosts solo. But even if they don't, Harry Potter wizards could just Imperio the President or the top generals of the military and get them to surrender or lose somehow.

You're forgetting that HP wizards are retards, they wouldn't even know how to start trying to track down the President or top generals during a time of war.

They can read minds, give them 10 minutes tops.

Originally posted by Nephthys
They can read minds, give them 10 minutes tops.

Very few of them can actually do it and those that can wouldn't know whose mind to read in order to get the information.

What the **** is Game of Thrones doing here? Go home, you're drunk

Ghost Army probably solos barring nuking everything

HP wizards don't really matter much since they have shit DC and durability, meaning they can be bombarded or just shot really

Fantasy army lacks mass-destructive capabilities and lacks defense against carpet bombing. They all get destroyed other than the ghost army. But then once Aragorn is killed the ghost army will probably just return to their mountain hide-out.

Harry Potter wizards can teleport. As a fairly basic skill.

By the time any carpet bombing is done the wizarding army is gone.

Fantasy settings win hard.

Not if the bombing is done while the wizards are sleeping.

The fantasy army also has to watch out for sink holes.