Who's the weakest character who can utterly dominate HULK KILLER HUMANOID physically?

Started by cdtm3 pages

Can anyone beat HKH?

Sho'Nuff.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
HKH without Betageuze is like peanuts without poop IMO. When I used to lurk before I joined, his constant pausing was a real treat. Really made someone seem excited about a character. Like he was out of breath from how awesome he was.

Haha. Yeah. I wasnt really around here all that much back then, so I missed all of them in their original glory. But, after seeing them recently, that is totally the vibe I got from him.

"Like he was out of breath from how awesome he was."-lol. exactly.

Another classic - though even older - was Asian Hulk. His/her rants make normal internet garbage look like Shakespeare.

Originally posted by Asian Hulk
Did the Hulk Smashes Superman?so how did Superman fight with the Hulk?maybe their villains are here like Lex Luthor and Kingpin(his alter ego,Wilson Fisk.one of the arch nemesis to Spider-Man and Daredevil)to explose of the earth.maybe Superman and the Hulk are superheroes.

Originally posted by cdtm
Can anyone beat HKH?

Sho'Nuff.

The Glow shorts out his CPU FTW

Originally posted by abhilegend
I don't get enraged .

uhuh

mmm

Originally posted by Bentley
mmm

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Originally posted by Branlor Swift
HKH without Betageuze is like peanuts without poop IMO

still tryin to figure out what that means

Originally posted by Digi
Another classic - though even older - was Asian Hulk. His/her rants make normal internet garbage look like Shakespeare.

Lol. I read a few of his mini superhero novelas. One that sticks out in my mind is the Batman\Poison Ivy nuptial. Ill go find it.

Storm

I'd like to see Sebastian Shaw fight HKH.

Courtesy of Asian Hulk

Originally posted by Asian Hulk
If the villains joins wedding party.when Batman hunts their villains.if the Joker hit the Bat.the Riddler,Bane,Two-Face,Mad-Hatter and the Penguin join the bride of Poison Ivy to married Batman.if Ivy become his wife and destroying Gotham City as Mrs.Batman

JOKER : Well Ivy,you can get married to Batman don't you
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

POISON IVY : Yeah Joker,Batman is going to be my husband.
don't you darling?

BATMAN : Don't you ever fooled me you monster!!!

THE RIDDLER : Well,Riddle me this!!!!What Ivy loves you becomes your
wife?

BATMAN : You can't do this Riddler!!!!

THE RIDDLER : So Ivy become your wife?

BATMAN : You can't say about Ivy!!!!

POISON IVY : You can married me my darling,I'll be your wife.
I know you love me.

THE JOKER : You can say about it!!!The Penguin is invited your
wedding and the Mad Hatter is the Best man and
Harley is the bridesmaid!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

BATMAN : Never!!!I can't married Ivy!!!because you want to destroyed
Gotham

THE JOKER : Hey!!!Ivy why don't you kiss him!!!!Ha Ha Ha!!!!Hold his
head Bane!!!

BANE : Come on Bat!!!!she can kiss you and hug you!!!

BATMAN : NOOOO!!!!!!

POISON IVY : So you can kiss my lips.if you love me Batman
(Bane hold Batman's head and Ivy kisses the Bat's
lips)I kiss you!!!Uhmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!

BATMAN : Ohhhh!!!!you!!!!!!!!

THE JOKER : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

POISON IVY : Well,I'll change my wedding dress.You can marry me
darling


Originally posted by Asian Hulk
When the wedding mass begin.Ivy wear her wedding gown and the Bat can't move because he is tight in chain to a cart when Bane pulled a cart. the Riddler as the priest to ask Ivy and Batman.then villains enjoy the wedding mass.The Joker sings"Here comes the bride"and composed the organ.

THE RIDDLER : Riddle me this!!!!!Riddle me that!!!! Ivy,Do you believe
that Batman become your husband?

POISON IVY : I do

THE RIDDLER : And Batman,Do you beleive that Ivy become your wife?

BATMAN : I can't marry her,Riddler,You can blame me for this you
monster!!!!UNCHAINED ME!!!!

THE RIDDLER :Well,if you don't mind you may kiss the bride!!!

POISON IVY : Let me kiss you,darling!!!

BATMAN : AHHHHHHH!!!!!(When Ivy kiss the Bat's lips)Nooo!!!!!

POISON IVY : Well, I'm your wife now!!!!


Originally posted by Asian Hulk
Meanwhile after the wedding.Bane and the Joker taken Batman in the Eternal Youth.Ivy the two Batvillains are going home.because Ivy have sex with the Dark Knight.in oneymoon of Batman and Poison Ivy.

BATMAN : Ohhhh!!! where am I?

POISON IVY : We are here in the House and Garden,my Darling.

BATMAN : NOOOO!!!!!GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!YOU WITCH!!!!

POISON IVY : What do you think,Batman?I Poison Ivy become your
wife and slave.and Ican destroyed Gotham!!!!You know
why?I'm Mrs.Batman now.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

BATMAN : You are not Mrs Batman!!!!!

POISON IVY : Yes I am!!!!we are going to have Honeymoon.Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha!!!!!we''ll have to rest darling.you can sleep now!!!

Ivy blows a flying kiss to the Bat.then Ivy and Batman lies in a floral bed
and make a death of a romance.

[B]HONEYMOON OF HELL [/B]

One of the greatest story tellers of our time.

Originally posted by meep-meep
Courtesy of Asian Hulk

Jesus. I think I missed this. I don't remember it at all. But it's epic as ****.

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HKH manhandled and enraged Savage Hulk.

Hulk is the strongest one there is.

Hulk's strength has no limit.

Nobody...can...dominate...HULK...KILLER...HUMANOID...physically!

Batman...........can.......and............will!!

Originally posted by Badabing
HKH manhandled and enraged Savage Hulk.

Hulk is the strongest one there is.

Hulk's strength has no limit.

Nobody...can...dominate...HULK...KILLER...HUMANOID...physically!

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maybe Karate Kid could win in a fight against him?

Originally posted by Badabing
HKH manhandled and enraged Savage Hulk.

Hulk is the strongest one there is.

Hulk's strength has no limit.

Nobody...can...dominate...HULK...KILLER...HUMANOID...physically!

unbelievable and absolutly.... AWESOME

Originally posted by meep-meep
unbelievable and absolutly.... AWESOME
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
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Originally posted by Digi
Jesus. I think I missed this. I don't remember it at all. But it's epic as ****.

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I like to think Asian Hulk is out there somewhere working on a script. Written in English.