Zohan vs Khan(In to Darkness)

Khan walks in looking to mess with the Zohan while he's making a client silky smoothe.

They both walk outside and the fist fight is on.

Who wins?

I dare Quancake to try to claim his beloved Cumbucket wins here

If Quan claims Khan, then he's clearly evidenced of being purposefully ignorant. All the blatantly superhuman shit Zohan pulled off would have Khan on his knees in moments from one hit.

I'm sure somehow, some way, Khan will produce deus ex machina to get a win, according to Quan.

Zohan would probably be able to eat the phaser fire or something. Guy was nuts.

Originally posted by KingD19
If Quan claims Khan, then he's clearly evidenced of being purposefully ignorant. All the blatantly superhuman shit Zohan pulled off would have Khan on his knees in moments from one hit.

He'd tie Khan into a pretzel.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
He'd tie Khan into a pretzel.

Didn't he actually do that to someone? Or something close?

Originally posted by KingD19
Didn't he actually do that to someone? Or something close?

Yes he did, all in a few seconds.

Quan knows Khan loses. He won't reply to thread. He's been logged into this forum for a while...and no reply.

Tears of a coward lol

Originally posted by Lestov16
Tears of a coward lol

Based on ?

😆

Originally posted by KingD19
Based on ?

😆

Whatever pops in my mind as evidence. Facts be damned.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Whatever pops in my mind as evidence. Facts be damned.

Khan is intelligent and his blood has regenerative properties. And the fact that he resembles an otter can only strengthen my argument for him.

LOL

Originally posted by KingD19
Khan is intelligent and his blood has regenerative properties. And the fact that he resembles an otter can only strengthen my argument for him.

Who can argue with such logic?

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Who can argue with such logic?

Voldemort.

😱

Khan is obviously more skilled, more ruthless and has better feats.

Zohan is a coward who can't even bring peace to his country.

Zohan has facial hair. He's too cowardly to show his skin underneath his goatee. Like a coward.

Zohan isn't a virgin. Sherkahn is.

Duh. Khan was brave enough to wait until he found someone with similar intelligence, regenerative blood and physical strength to mate with him to create fearless children.

You're a coward for even saying that.