Opinions on "real life superheroes"

Originally posted by Yamcha

THERE'S EVEN A SUPERHERO IN AUSTRAILA NAMED "Wheel Clamp Man" WHO GOES AROUND CUTTING WHEEL CLAMPS OFF PEOPLE'S CARS, so they don't have to pay the fine xD.

IIRC, he copied the UK's "Angle Grinder Man" who does the same thing. A true UK hero.

Originally posted by Robtard
As a real life superhero, I resent this post. I've saved countless lives, fought against truly dangerous villains and stopped trillions of dollars worth of damage happening to my city.

I should become your archnemesis.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Huh, you beat me to it. I feel so... Discontent.

I should become your archnemesis.

Naturally.

"The Ultra Sodomite", that shall be your arch villainous name.

Because Thundercock and Voldepussy are taken, I assume.

They're just not very Archy sounding, imo.

Rectus Stretchus might work. Or Backalley Rustler.

Both sound like pro wrestler names, especially the later. But I do like that you're keeping the ass theme for Neme.

Originally posted by Robtard
Naturally.

"The Ultra Sodomite", that shall be your arch villainous name.

Touche'

If I ever can be a super hero, my superhero name will be the same as what I used for a username, Megatom. For now, think of me as Maybe Man, or Consideration Man. Hey, why not.

How about "Confuser".

I think it would epic and we could be mentally safe.

Originally posted by Wolverine
I think it would epic and we could be mentally safe.

Originally posted by Megatom
Cany deny all that stuff man. As of now I'm far from a billionaire and far from this fantasy. So yeah, I'm going to shut my mouth for now and open it later, when I'm not just some dude on the Internet with scatterbrained ideas. Well I guess I can't counter that so I just screwed myself. 😮

Come on, you're not going to let yourself be discouraged by Lord Lucian, are you? He's just bitter and resentful because his own attempt at being a superhero ended with a bunch of innocent people being stung to death by his jacked up bees and him getting the shit kicked out of him by pissed off cops and left to rot by some highway.

First of all, their deaths were a huge success. Second, it was a railway track. You need to learn your folklore more betterer.