Jedi/Sith vs Harry Potter Wizards

Started by Stealth Moose11 pages
Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

But she can.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Maybe she can take his dick, but she isn't taking a combat engagement.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

No, she solos bro.

Don't fight this. Shhh. Just cry into the pillow.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent


Don't fight this. Shhh. Just cry into the pillow.
- Blade speaking to Hit Girl

The Spleen Restricted

Originally posted by Lestov16
Everyone makes mistakes, but it is jarring Quan idolizes you from a stage when you were claiming Hit Girl could take Blade.
I stand by that, in a gunfight she can. ONLY a gunfight.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Oh come on. Frost was dodging bullets like nothing. Why wouldn't Blade as well?

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Lestov16
- Blade speaking to Hit Girl

Callin' you on the racial solidarity bro.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Always bet on black

The Spleen Restricted

Originally posted by Lestov16
Oh come on. Frost was dodging bullets like nothing. Why wouldn't Blade as well?
HG was dodging too, from multiple shooters. And she had much better aim. Blade was more spray and pray.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Pretty sure it's harder to hit a bullet dodging vampire than some mob goons.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Lestov16
Always bet on black

TEH FALLACIEZ

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

I believe the pot prefers the term "African-American".

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

But like, how do you know they're African? What if they're Caribbean or from like Spain or something?

Ethnix fail.

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Look how black that pot is. You only get a shade like that in Kenya.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite

Where's the birth certificate?

Lestov16 CTU Field Agent

Lost it in Hawaii

The Spleen Restricted

Originally posted by Lestov16
Pretty sure it's harder to hit a bullet dodging vampire than some mob goons.
It is, in fact. Also harder to hit a bullet dodging midget than a full grown vampire who just stands there and blasts away.

Stealth Moose Umbrella Elite
Originally posted by Lestov16
Lost it in Hawaii

Pic unrelated.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by The Spleen
We talking raw power here? Or overall mastery of the force?
Anakin had him at both.
Originally posted by Lestov16
Everyone makes mistakes, but it is jarring Quan idolizes you from a stage when you were claiming Hit Girl could take Blade.
Hush. I don't idoliZe anyone.

You need to quit hanging off of my nuts, Bauer boy.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by The Spleen
Truth? I was sitting back one night, watching Episode 2, and it hit me. Force precog allows Jedi to know where Wizard will be at any and all times. If a wizard apparates, the Jedi will know and will know right where they will appear next. A simple force hold and saber toss will do them in just nicely.

That was one of the points I used back then. The precog granted readiness to combat apparition.