Khan/Volde v. Thor/Hulk

Started by Stealth Moose1 pages

Khan/Volde v. Thor/Hulk

Takes place in an open field. Hulk and Thor as of their latest incarnations.

Are you high?

No. Are you?

lol

What could Khan do to either Thor or Hulk? And Thor is versed enough is fighting magical foes (ala Loki) to, along with Hulk, eventually put down Voldemort.

Thor and Hulk aren't much of a threat in one thread then in another one they are simply too much of a threat !!! lol Anyway in a random fight Team Hulk wins but if team khan gets prep they win easily (because of Khan).

Khan won't do anything except get his ass whipped. Quan ould probably say Khan could tank punches from Hulk or Thor though.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
No. Are you?

not i too long a time

Khan is a non-factor. Hulk might get death-spelled, but Thor definitely solos.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Khan is a non-factor. Hulk might get death-spelled, but Thor definitely solos.

Trolls and giants have immunity from most spells. It is due to the thickness of their skin that they resist those spells (they bounce off of them). Hulk definitely falls into that category.

The only spells that will work on them are spells that attack weak parts of their bodies such as their eyes. I don't see a spell bouncing off of the "thick hide" of their eyeball because their eyes do not have thick hides.

I doubt Vold will be able to make such precise aim before Thor turns him into lawn mulch.

Remember, according to Smeaquan, Voldemort can just teleport spam everywhere and never miss, and Khan can't miss either.

Well, TBF, Vold is a teleporter, so Quan's technically correct on that. But Vold isn't hitting Thor before being blasted. Khan with his most powerful gun and 100% accuracy contributes a grand total of jack shit here.

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Hulk uses Khan as a suppository.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Trolls and giants have immunity from most spells. It is due to the thickness of their skin that they resist those spells (they bounce off of them). Hulk definitely falls into that category.

The only spells that will work on them are spells that attack weak parts of their bodies such as their eyes. I don't see a spell bouncing off of the "thick hide" of their eyeball because their eyes do not have thick hides.

Didn't Banner say that he tried to kill himself by firing a gun in his mouth but it had no effect because "the Hulk" wouldn't allow him to die? And that was Banner, who doesn't have a "thick hide".

I may be wrong though and thinking of the comics.

Banner had regenerative properties in the first movie even when not transformed as he spoke about. Seem's pretty hard to kill himself as well.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hulk uses Khan as a suppository.

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