Superman, Zod, Non, and Faora vs the X Men

The Kryptonian Globetrotters must face these mutants in a bloodlusted PIS/CIS-less deathmatch

Magneto
Pre-Phoenix Jean
Nightcrawler
Azazel
Collosus
Juggernaut
Wolverine
Sabertooth (Origins)
Weapon XI
Iceman
Pyro
Silver Samurai
Quicksilver

Fight takes place in Manhattan, starting in Times Square

BONUS: Jean gets her Phoenix powers. Xavier and Frost(First Class) also join the battle

BONUS BONUS: Along with the other additions, Shaw joins the X Men team

Which muthaphuckin team phuckin takes this phuckin battle, muthaphuckas? (every post must have at least one variation of the word "phuck", or your opinion is invalidated 😛)

Magneto is the only one that could possibly slow down one of the Krptonians with enough metal, but he'd just get fried by heat-vision. A few mutants would need to be KO'd or BFRd.

Adding Xavier means the aliens lose.

Can Xavier phuckin read extraterrestrial minds?

I'd assume yes since some of the similarities between the Krpts and humans. But in the end we have no feat of him reading an alien mind, since there haven't been aliens in the X films.

Have they ever read the mind of a phuckin non-human/mutant, like a dog or something? Based on Cerebro, I think Xavier's only limited to phuckin humans and phuckin mutants. I don't phuckin know if phuckin Kryptonians will be phuckin susceptible.

Zod was able to get inside Lois and Clark's head pretty phuckin easy.

Clears Battle 1

Bonus round goes to the telepaths.

I don't phucking think the phucking machine Zod used operates under the same phucking principles of phucking mutant telepathy.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I don't phucking think the phucking machine Zod used operates under the same phucking principles of phucking mutant telepathy.

What principles do they both run on? Make believe ones. Ergo I win the thread again, broseph

Originally posted by Lestov16
I don't phucking think the phucking machine Zod used operates under the same phucking principles of phucking mutant telepathy.

An argument could be made that since helmets in X Men to keep telepaths out such as Cains and Magnetos worked. The helmets that the kryptonians wear blocked outside interference even with there super senses. If it could block out all the outside stuff from getting in and the helmets in X Men did as well. It could stop the telepaths. Seemed any hard object surrounding the head worked. Cains helmet, Magnetos, the telepaths diamond skin for example.

You haven't phuckin won anything yet, Rob the Builder. Cerebro phuckin showed that Xavier's only limited to phuckin humans and phuckin mutants. He can't even read the mind of a phuckin dog, less lone a phuckin extraterrestrial species.

Come at me, bro

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
An argument could be made that since helmets in X Men to keep telepaths out such as Cains and Magnetos worked. The helmets that the kryptonians wear blocked outside interference even with there super senses. If it could block out all the outside stuff from getting in and the helmets in X Men did as well. It could stop the telepaths. Seemed any hard object surrounding the head worked. Cains helmet, Magnetos, the telepaths diamond skin for example.

Nope.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nope.

Alien helmets>Russian helmets

Please😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
You haven't phuckin won anything yet, Rob the Builder. Cerebro phuckin showed that Xavier's only limited to phuckin humans and phuckin mutants. He can't even read the mind of a phuckin dog, less lone a phuckin extraterrestrial species.

Come at me, bro

When did Xavier try and read a dog's mind?

Besides, a mutants mind is as "alien" to a normal human's as a Krypt's mind.

Damn, won the thread two more times. Better call the fire dept, I'm burning this ****er down.

Phuckin ignoring Cerebro's limits. Phuckin shame, Rob Costas

You're going to need to prove that phuckin claim

You ain't won nuthin besides DEEZ NUTZ

but seriously, you need evidence to back your phuckin claims

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Alien helmets>Russian helmets

Please😂

It wasn't just a random helmet, it was specifically designed to counter telepathy. Otherwise being inside a car, elevator or gimp-box would have blocked Prof X. Do you even Marvel?

Originally posted by Robtard
It wasn't just a random helmet, it was specifically designed to counter telepathy.

And Cains? All we know is it was a large thick metal helmet. And all we know is when she was in diamond form she could not be mind read. So would appear any hard metal or diamond skin blocks it.

Considering Cerebro is a helmet and machine worn to amplify his power. A dense material surrounding it could block it.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
And Cains? All we know is it was a large thick metal helmet. And all we know is when she was in diamond form she could not be mind read. So would appear any hard metal or diamond skin blocks it.

Considering Cerebro is a helmet and machine worn to amplify his power. A dense material surrounding it could block it.

Negative. Shaw explicitly says in the film that the helmet is designed to block telepathy, it's not just some random metal helmet.

Originally posted by Robtard
Negative. Shaw explicitly says in the film that the helmet is designed to block telepathy, it's not just some random metal helmet.

Its Russian, its probably Titanium. And Juggernauts? Never stated to be anything special.

X men win.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Its Russian, its probably Titanium.

And Juggernauts? Never stated to be anything special.

Are you being deliberately obtuse again?

Brilliant connection, Russian = titanium. It's stated that the helm is designed to block telepathy. If any random bit of metal could do it, Magneto wouldn't ever have to worry, he could have wrapped a fire hydrant around his head to protect himself from Xavier, but doesn't; he always relies on that special helmet

What about it? It's based off the helm Juggs' wears in the comic, which yes, does block telepathy. But did Charles ever try to control Juggs in X3? Are we to assume that anyone Charles didn't try to control is just immune to his powers for some reason? No, we don't.