Name characters who could mind rape Thanos

Started by Branlor Swift4 pages

Originally posted by Galan007
Wuz he bein srs, doh?
What do you think?

Originally posted by carver9
Is this canon?

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Beyonder

Probably the best bet.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
What do you think?
g007_teehee

Originally posted by carver9
Is this canon?
Yes, Chuck's empty boast in that scene is 100% canon. 👆

Seriously though- Prof X would son Thanos with the HOTU then using his thoughts which are infinitely ftl and Zoom's manipulation of space/time then go onto defeat the LT with Stan Lee's cock as a sword.

Theorectically, Peak Power Onslaught could do it...

But to be on the safe side, I'd say anyone beyond High Skyfather could pull it off 10/10...

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
Beyonder

That is tremendous overkill...

No need to go that high...

Soulfire Darkseid

Emperor Joker will have him watching his game and drinking suds

Or the Myx twins

Originally posted by Galan007
g007_teehee

Yes, Chuck's empty boast in that scene is 100% canon. 👆

Honestly think Marvel see Charles in a different light than other writers did back during those times. Chuck TP has been getting a lot of praise lately.

Martian Manhunter 🙂

Onslaught has a fair chance.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
it's the same as not wanting to play a money game of 1-on-1 with dwayne wade cause his game is reminiscent of magic johnson

Those two are nothing alike.

Originally posted by carver9
Honestly think Marvel see Charles in a different light than other writers did back during those times. Chuck TP has been getting a lot of praise lately.
That particular scene/statement is almost 4 years old.

TAO.

Thanos is doomed!

Originally posted by carver9
Honestly think Marvel see Charles in a different light than other writers did back during those times. Chuck TP has been getting a lot of praise lately.
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

That was wrong.

But it sure was funny. 😎

Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Martian Manhunter 🙂

This must be a joke... He would have ZERO chance to do so.. In fact, he's more likely to get mindraped by Thanos than the other way around.

Xavier also couldn't do it.. when he couldn't even read Thanos' mind with the help of Moondragon... How the hell could he do it alone?

Odin also likely couldn't do it at all.. Thanos performed better at trying to mindrape Galactus than Odin did.

Aquaman.....as a baby. 👿

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Funnily enough Carver used this to try and say he could mind rape Galactus before.

Not just carver.