Jedi are Completely Retarded Sometimes

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Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Mine is 4 inches, you only need 3 inches at least.
Wide?

You may not touch bottom, but you will stretch out the edges. Like a cheese wheel.

PTforthewin Restricted

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Wide?

You may not touch bottom, but you will stretch out the edges. Like a cheese wheel.

lol

Emperordmb LSDMB

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The Back Door Sluts series cums to mind. Giggity.

Back Door Sluts 9 was easily the best porno ever.

PTforthewin Restricted

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Back Door Sluts 9 was easily the best porno ever.
Why man why, why do you use women as tools?

NemeBro Senior Member

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Why man why, why do you use women as tools?
As a woman I must concur.

FreshestSlice Eternal Commander

Originally posted by NemeBro
As a woman I must concur.

Have you seen some of the things this guy has said about women?

NemeBro Senior Member

I have not.

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Why man why, why do you use women as tools?
They're cheap, plentiful, renewable, and self-powered. It's called being economical.

PTforthewin Restricted

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
They're cheap, plentiful, renewable, and self-powered. It's called being economical.
Is your profile picture what you really look like?

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

I would murder you thrice-over in ritualistic detail if it meant I could look like Carl Sagan, Dread Father to Science.

PTforthewin Restricted

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I would murder you thrice-over in ritualistic detail if it meant I could look like Carl Sagan, Dread Father to Science.
you don't know where I live
Bro

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

Not on Earth, that's for sure.

PTforthewin Restricted

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Not on Earth, that's for sure.
I'm an alien from URanus

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

From where?

Nalaniel Senior Member
Originally posted by Nephthys
We're all specialists in the study of microscopic organisms.

Great comment! 😆

Originally posted by PTforthewin
Why man why, why do you use women as tools?

Says the guy who wants to see women only in the kitchen.

Selenial I Choose Violence

Re: Jedi are Completely Retarded Sometimes

Originally posted by Emperordmb

Or the grand wisdom of the Council during "the Golden age" of the Jedi when pondering Dooku's words.

Obi-wan: "Should we look into what Dooku said about the Dark Lord controlling the Senate."

Yoda: "No! Lying Dooku is! Look into this deeper, we should not."

Outcome: Sidious ends up gathering a **** ton of political power, and the Great Jedi Purge happens. [/B]

In all fairness, the Jedi thought the Sith was controlling Palpatine the entire time, they couldn't have stopped him getting the political power without flat out arresting him...

Which would have given Palpatine a legitimate excuse to execute them all.

GenomeFrozener The Last Boss
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
It's almost like a lot of the mythos is poorly written or something.