Team Westeros vs Team Sword

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Team Westeros vs Team Sword

Team Westeros:
Jaime Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Gregor Clegane
Brienne
Bronn
Khal Drogo

vs

Team Sword:
Maximus
Leonidas
Aragorn
Agent 47
Rama
Billy Wintergreen (Arrow)

All opponents gets their respective swords except for Rama and Wintergreen, who get machetes.
Bloodlusted deathmatch in Central Park; No PIS/CIS
Who takes this?

since team westeros does not come from cheesy popcorn action movies where the protagonists are borderline immortal, i'd have to say 'team sword' wins.

Aragorn and Agent 47 could take all of team Westeros

Gregor Clegane solos.

Leonidas vs Drogo would be such an epic outpouring of manly beards and badass yellings to see, that it'd turn our penises into vaginas.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Gregor Clegane solos.

Gregor is at best the equivalent of a larger and less intelligent Uruk-hai. Aragorn alone would wreck his poohole.

Show me a Uruk-hai crushing a man's skull with his bare hands.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Show me a Uruk-hai crushing a man's skull with his bare hands.

I'd do one better, smaller Uruk-hai parried Aragorn's blows. Aragorn's the guy who is strong enough to block a cave-troll's swing and single arm toss a fully armoured fat dwarf as if he were a volleyball.

Come at me again like that and I'll tear ya.

If this is the book version - Jaime solos the 1st 3 (individually offcourse).

Overall team westeros.

oh wow, so Neme really does have wood for Gregor.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd do one better, smaller Uruk-hai parried Aragorn's blows. Aragorn's the guy who is strong enough to block a cave-troll's swing and single arm toss a fully armoured fat dwarf as if he were a volleyball.

Come at me again like that and I'll tear ya.

Aragorn got his shit pushed in by that tiny midget troll my son.

As for the dwarf, Gregor could have done the same.

Game of Thrones suffers from poor fight choreography, making all of the fighters look slow. Team sword dances all around them.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Game of Thrones suffers from poor fight choreography
This is true.

Don't know who wins, but Gregor Clegane definitely dies first regardless, imo.

Yeah, Id support Team Sword here. The amount of characters Aragorn has killed, in MASSIVE BATTLES that dwarf this one, is insane. The guys like Capt America and Wolverine rolled into one.

Team Sword stomps.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Aragorn got his shit pushed in by that tiny midget troll my son.

As for the dwarf, Gregor could have done the same.

No he didn't. That troll makes Gregor look like a midget.

He barely managed to toss 170lbs Oberyn a few feet.

Aragron is the pusher of shits.

Originally posted by Robtard
No he didn't. That troll makes Gregor look like a midget.

He barely managed to toss 170lbs Oberyn a few feet.

i agree about aragorn being a superior warrior, but you are totally downplaying ser gregor's size and strength.

That cave troll looked to be around 11-13 feet tall and very bulky. Even if we go with Gregor's book size/weight, he's no cave troll in size, weight or strength.

Cave Troll scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgmjyNc-H1I

oh my bad i thought you were still going on about the uruk-hai. yeah the cave troll could gorilla-pimp ser gregor.