God for 1 minute

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jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

With all honesty though, I wouldn't need to use Gods "powers" for anything. Just having the undeniable proof that there is a God would be power enough for.

riv6672 Senior Member

No. I want the hair.

Also, i wouldnt give people anything. It's not my place. Its not like i'm God.

The Renegade Trapped within

You have Saliva lyrics in your title. Your kind is not welcome among the living.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

I would prove to everyone that God exists and that I am God.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by The Renegade
You have Saliva lyrics in your title. Your kind is not welcome among the living.

My kind doesnt care what your kind thinks about my kind. 🙂

The Renegade Trapped within

Deep. brah.

riv6672 Senior Member

You gave me the material to work with, brah.

On topic:
If there's one thing i learned from Bruce Almighty, other than Jennifer Anniston does not need a boob job, is that god like powers doesnt grant god like wisdom.
Anthing i did for mankind would most likely backfire.

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

I would make all women have an insatiable desire to have filthy rotten sex with large, bearded, hairy men.

riv6672 Senior Member

Time to stop manscaping.

Robtard Senor Member

BF doesn't man-scape, he looks like a baby sasquatch

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
BF doesn't man-scape, he looks like a baby sasquatch
You always seem to pay attention to men a little too much me thinks.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by quanchi112
You always seem to pay attention to men a little too much me thinks.

Following me around all over the forum, eh. 😂

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
Following me around all over the forum, eh. 😂
It is a public forum. You are always so obsessed with manly parts. Just be who you are.

Astner The Ghost Who Walks

I'd make all women pregnant with my children.

Astner: 1
Evolution: 0

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member
Originally posted by BackFire
I would make all women have an insatiable desire to have filthy rotten sex with large, bearded, hairy men.

Is that so you can stop blindfolding and chaining them up because I thought you enjoyed them blindfolded and chained up.

SamZED Senior Member

Re: God for 1 minute

Originally posted by Astner
I'd make all women pregnant with my children.

Originally posted by tru-marvell
you must decide on your action before receiving this endowment and you can't alter the conditions

Your sister is now carrying your baby. Congrats.

riv6672 Senior Member

Aaaah!!!! 😱

Esau Cairn Contagious

Originally posted by Astner
I'd make all women pregnant with my children.

Encouraging children to have sex...you're a dirty dirty God.

riv6672 Senior Member

Wouldnt all the pregnancies be immaculate?

Wolverine Created in HIS image

No one can be God, except God hiself