Mike Tyson and Brock Lesnar vs. A Hyena

A full grown Spotted Hyena takes on the team of Brock Lesnar & Mike Tyson.

- Lesnar and Tyson are in their respective primes.

- Lesnar and Tyson are both blood lusted.

Who wins and why?

team stomps

Hyena wins.

Hyenas can chew a glass bottle to bits without cutting their mouths. It chews through puny human bone with ease. Team dies horribly.

I don't know man, a Spotted Hyena is only about 120 pounds or so on average.

I could see Lesnar holding it down while Tyson punches the shit out of its face.

Yeah. Both of those guys in their prime are huuuuuge, and quick as hell for their size. They might get some scratches and a bite or two, but I see the Hyena getting beaten to death more often than not.

I mean, FEMA would be pissed as hell, but the champs wouldn't care.

Hyenas have a ridiculous bite force, probably enough to tear off a persons limb.

Team Gets shit stomped

http://www.kixtv.co.uk/news-and-reviews/276/The-worlds-most-powerful-animal-bites

Originally posted by NemeBro
I don't know man, a Spotted Hyena is only about 120 pounds or so on average.

I could see Lesnar holding it down while Tyson punches the shit out of its face.

I'd give Tyson the better odds considering that he's had experience handling subadult lions and tigers. Lesnar would probably do this before running from the battlefield like a b1tch.

Originally posted by Epicurus
A spotted hyena is capable of holding its own against a male lion

I've seen a single male lion take on several spotted hyena and b1tch every single one of them with ease.

I may be wrong, but I thought Hyena's attacked Lions in groups that outnumbered prides by a good amount

Spotted Hyenas are pack predators, that much is true.

Yes. Hyena's aren't cowardly, they just aren't stupid. That's why they run in such numbers because they know the creatures they attack and steal food from would destroy them straight up.

But as for the video, I'm trying to find it. It's a male lion coming to the aid of some lioness I think when a few hyenas tried to steal their catch. He just...destroyed them.

Originally posted by Epicurus
A spotted hyena is capable of holding its own against a male lion, which often weighs in excess of 400 lbs.

Originally posted by NemeBro
One on one? Got any proof of that?

Anyways, here's a video where a hyena fights 2 male lions(it loses, but still puts up a fight before getting killed).

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8u928_two-male-lions-kill-very-tough-hyen_news

Originally posted by FinalAnswer

Originally posted by KingD19
Yes. Hyena's aren't cowardly, they just aren't stupid. That's why they run in such numbers because they know the creatures they attack and steal food from would destroy them straight up.

Same goes for leopards and cheetahs as well. The former always scurry to the tree with their kill when confronted by a lion pride, and the latter leaves its kill and chooses to flee altogether instead of put up a fight. I also know of an instance where a male leopard fought 4 lionesses and won. Cool shit.

Lions are the most opportunistic carnivores in the African savannah.

I've also seen a video where a male lion kills a hyena matriarch in the span of 10 seconds.

Originally posted by Epicurus
Watch Animal Planet or National Geographic, bruh.

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