Strange....

but the turtles are pollution free.

depends how many times they go to the bathroom 😱

that's biodegradable

I poke badgers with spoons.

badgers... those evil, armored but creatures.
they're cute

Errrrrrr, I poka de badger wida shpoon?

why a spoon? do they invade your picnic?

because a spoon doesn't cut, it's more painful this way!

(or something in those lines ... Robin Hood movie)

But their butt is almost bulletproof hard. It doesn't hurt. They use it as a shield

then it must be VERY painful when you can do that with a spoon

I poke batteries with spoons

no ...I'm fairly boring

Nonsense! We are all strange to others. Much like a song I plan to write entitled "The Strangest One of All". 😛