Forest Gump vs John McClane

Started by God Cloth Seiya29 pages

How da fuk is this still a topic?

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
How da fuk is this still a topic?
Gump wins.

Gump loses.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
Gump loses.
Based on ?

John's better feats.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
John's better feats.
Such as ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Such as ?
One shoting a man and fighting deadly assassins.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
One shoting a man and fighting deadly assassins.
He oneshotted one guy out of how many fights ? That is a very low percentage and no proof he can do this to Gump. McClane gets his ass kicked all the time. This is a very high percentage thus proving he gets beat up again.

Facepalms

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
Facepalms
You are an awful debater. Hang your head in shame, boy.

Facepalm.

Your going off of percentages to declare a victory. That's just stupid.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
Facepalm.

Your going off of percentages to declare a victory. That's just stupid.

I am going by what is in character as well. McClane takes beatdowns so Gump gives him one. Arguing a oneshot despite his lack of one shots as likely is moronic indeed.

Facepalms. John has beaten people above Gump while Gump hasn't beat anyone on Johns level.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
Facepalms. John has beaten people above Gump while Gump hasn't beat anyone on Johns level.
Which guys ? Prove something and quit speaking in generalities.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Which guys ? Prove something and quit speaking in generalities.
Who did Gump beat?

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
Who did Gump beat?
Two Badasses.

Roll time BITCHEZ

Can someone close this thread? 28 pages is just too much troll

Originally posted by Firefly218
Can someone close this thread? 28 pages is just too much troll
Yeah, the McClaniacs need to openly submit to me.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Two Badasses.
Lol, how were they badass?