Forest Gump vs John McClane

Started by Robtard29 pages
Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Irony.

Previously stated reasons Gump wins.

"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

RJ 2.0 The Grammanator

Originally posted by quanchi112
He can also run fast and carry an entire squad of his troops while wounded in the heat under the duress of imminent annihilation.

Forest stopped. He won't stop here. McClane gets beaten up in every movie and relies on luck, weapons, and stupidity.

Ironic a stupid man beats him down here. Ironic indeed.

He carried a few men, one at a time. McClane has strength feats that trump that. If Gump has the strength you say he does, where was it when he fought the dude at the black panther party? Dude was barely bloodied.

Running fast doe snot mean someone is a good fighter, you retard.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

You are ignoring context. Gump wins.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
He carried a few men, one at a time. McClane has strength feats that trump that. If Gump has the strength you say he does, where was it when he fought the dude at the black panther party? Dude was barely bloodied.

Running fast doe snot mean someone is a good fighter, you retard.

He carried many men. Acting like carrying ten men one at a time all that distance in that heat on top of the gear located on his person is very difficult.

He won.

McClane bleeds all the time.

Running fast, showing off speed, endurance, and fighting skills shows he can best his ass. You're very shaken.

RJ 2.0 The Grammanator

What fighting skills?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
What fighting skills?
His two fights. He's 2-0 as a man.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by quanchi112
You are ignoring context. Gump wins.

"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

TheVaultDweller Front line cannon fodder

I give this to McClane, purely because the guy has absolutely ridiculous damage soak. I don't see Gump being able to do anything to put him down for even a KO.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

I don't ignore the context of how he got out of those sticky situations. You do. Gump wins.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by quanchi112
I don't ignore the context of how he got out of those sticky situations. You do. Gump wins.

"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
I give this to McClane, purely because the guy has absolutely ridiculous damage soak. I don't see Gump being able to do anything to put him down for even a KO.

Another McWinner 👆

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

Rage loop.

Concession accepted.

Gump wins.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Rage loop.

Concession accepted.

Gump wins.

"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

Now there is some irony.

Gump wins. McClane gets a usual beatdown but Gump doesn't stop until he is ko'd. He has the endurance and stamina to finish the job.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by quanchi112
Now there is some irony.

Gump wins. McClane gets a usual beatdown but Gump doesn't stop until he is ko'd. He has the endurance and stamina to finish the job.

"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by quanchi112
Now there is some irony.

Gump wins. McClane gets a usual beatdown but Gump doesn't stop until he is ko'd. He has the endurance and stamina to finish the job.

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

If you can't counter this then you concede.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by quanchi112
If you can't counter this then you concede.

"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

Concession accepted.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by quanchi112
Concession accepted.

"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

Silent Master Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
"irony"

If you watched the DH films you'd know what ridiculous damage McClane has survived.

Nah. McClane takes this one.

He can't afford a TV.