Pepsi vs Coke

Nothing can beat the refreshing taste of Pepsi

Man I just took the biggest, steamiest, creamiest shit possible, and I couldn't help but think of Pepsi while doing it. I wonder why?

Because Coke giving you horrible diseased shits made you consider switching to a real drink, I assume.

I haven't had a coke in weeks. Calm down.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Man I just took the biggest, steamiest, creamiest shit possible, and I couldn't help but think of Pepsi while doing it. I wonder why?

That sounds like a great shit, good things happen when great shits happen, thats why you were thinking about Pepsi.

It was painful and left my butt blistered actually.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It was painful and left my butt blistered actually.

Get Destin 🙂

Nah, I'll just poor some coke in my crack to smooth it out.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Nah, I'll just poor some coke in my crack to smooth it out.

😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by NemeBro
Man I just took the biggest, steamiest, creamiest shit possible, and I couldn't help but think of Pepsi while doing it. I wonder why?

Probably reminiscing about the time you shoved a 12 ounce can of Pepsi up your ass while doing the Silence of the Lambs dance.

I'll shove a 12 ounce can of dick up your ass.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'll shove a 12 ounce can of dick up your ass.

I've heard dicks can be this big as a can of Pepsi 😄

....I need a drink.

Originally posted by riv6672
....I need a drink.

Pepsi is refreshing, it will do the job.

Pepsi gets 1st Place in taste test.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/blind-taste-test-ranking_b_4255165.html

Ha! Cool.

Its Pepsi time

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Originally posted by FinalAnswer
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Oh please unless you are drinking Mexican coke, you have been outmatched the superior taste of pepsi.

I guess if you want a syrupy, sugary flat drink, Pepsi's superior.