Khan versus YuLaw

Started by RJ 2.01 pages

Khan versus YuLaw

Khan gets his guns he used against the Klingons. YuLaw gets a death machine and an MP5. Both have infinite ammo. Fight takes place in Hogwarts castle. Winner gets to teabag Hermione.

Yu Law's perception of time is so enhanced that Khan will be near statue, and if he's fast enough to dodge automatic machine gun fire and a pistol fired from point blank while unable to move any part of his body but his head/neck, he can dodge the phaser beams as well.

I know.

Hermoine gets her neck accidentally broken while Yulaw teabags her.

derp.

just so I can say I took part in the most creepiest stalker style thread,

Law and hermonie goes home. :-)

Originally posted by RJ 2.0
I know.

khan loses terribly

Again.

Khan is toooooo slowwwwwww to touch Yulaw

Yulaw destroys easily

Khan loses.

Khan tanks punches from Kirk. Khan wins

YuLaw smacks Khan with a pair of motorcycles.

Edit: Oh wait... fight at Hogwarts. He shoves the nearest obnoxious painting up Khan's ass?

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
YuLaw smacks Khan with a pair of motorcycles.

Edit: Oh wait... fight at Hogwarts. He shoves the nearest obnoxious painting up Khan's ass?

What if Khan mistakes the motorcycles for youtube clips and blocks them with his ipad?

He's not risking the ipad. All of his Khan porn is on there.

Yulaw rapes