Indiana Jones vs John McClane

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Indiana Jones vs John McClane

Indiana is time warped to 1998 New York and meets John McClane at a Yankees game. Jones and McClane leave to get food at the concession stand when Yankee stadium blows up. As luck would have it, they both survive. Death(Final Destination) refuses to let these guys go for a millionth time. Jones and McClane are two of the luckiest guys at avoiding Death. However, this time, their numbers are up.

Who can avoid Death longer, Jones or McClane?

Good match up. At first I thought it was a dupe of the McClane Vs Indy match. But you added a twist.

I'd have to give it to McClane by a small margin, due to him still being in the game with DH6 coming.

Death could never catch up to McClane.

Indy. Smarter, stronger, more durable, and he doesn't count on luck over skill.

Indy by a landslide. McClane relies on his kids who don't even respect him. His wife also left him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane relies on his kids who don't even respect him. His wife also left him.
What does that have to do with anything?

Quan's just trying to troll since he hates Die Hard. It's best to just ignore him when he's flipping out like this.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
What does that have to do with anything?
His reliance on others to get the job done. One on one he gets annihilated.

Originally posted by quanchi112
His reliance on others to get the job done. One on one he gets annihilated.
This isn't a fight.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
This isn't a fight.
No one is there to save him. He dies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
His reliance on others to get the job done. One on one he gets annihilated.

Not a 1V1 match here . So you knee-jerked again like a dumbass instead of reading the OP. Good job embarrassing yourself again.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No one is there to save him. He dies.
You should read the OP before coming in here like an idiot.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Indy by a landslide. McClane relies on his kids who don't even respect him. His wife also left him.

What does his wife leaving him have to do with the match? Going with McClane, he'll probably be in better shape after the explosion to face whatever Death throws at them.

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
You should read the OP before coming in here like an idiot.
I just responded. Without aid he gets annihilated.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not a 1V1 match here . So you knee-jerked again like a dumbass instead of reading the OP. Good job embarrassing yourself again.
It is one on one to see who survives. If it isn't a versus it can't go here, dummy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is one on one to see who survives. If it isn't a versus it can't go here, dummy.

McClane is not fighting Jones here. Read the OP already and stop trying to derail, dumbass.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I just responded. Without aid he gets annihilated.
Facepalms.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane is not fighting Jones here. Read the OP already and stop trying to derail, dumbass.
McClane dies first. He gets annihilated.

😂

Originally posted by God Cloth Seiya
Facepalms.
You should hang your head in shame.

Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane dies first. He gets annihilated.

😂

At least you finally listened to me and read the OP. Good.