Pre-crisis rules. Not only is he towing multiple planets, but taking them across the universe (FTL?), all while preserving gravitational, atmospheric, and other life-sustaining, planetary conditions. Not to mention: he got a great deal on Cosmic Depot worldtowing chains. "Buy 100,000 miles of chain within the next ten minutes and get a second 100,000 miles Free!"
Originally posted by Mindship
Pre-crisis rules. Not only is he towing multiple planets, but taking them across the universe (FTL?), all while preserving gravitational, atmospheric, and other life-sustaining, planetary conditions. Not to mention: he got a great deal on Cosmic Depot worldtowing chains. "Buy 100,000 miles of chain within the next ten minutes and get a second 100,000 miles Free!"
That's nothing, everyone knows that there is zero gravity in space. Those planets were weightless.
"By moving these world's from their own dying galaxy to new suns at the other side of the universe. I'm saving countless billions of lives!" ....
.... What a fricken tool. I hate retarded feats like this. Lookin' like he wants to sell some girl scout cookies in those red daisy dukes. What an a-hole, and putting a big chain through multiple world's to drag them... Really?
Originally posted by dial J for Josh
"By moving these world's from their own dying galaxy to new suns at the other side of the universe. I'm saving countless billions of lives!" ........ What a fricken tool. I hate retarded feats like this. Lookin' like he wants to sell some girl scout cookies in those red daisy dukes. What an a-hole, and putting a big chain through multiple world's to drag them... Really?