CORUSCANT'S CRUNCHY CHAOS CLUB - NOW OPEN!!

Started by Ratcat15 pages

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I'm not drinking anymore, it just gets me into trouble.😂

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Forgett about sex on the beach then😂

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I know. 😉

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Or the Long, Slow Screw beneath the Sheets!

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Okay, we heard enough about Disney. 😂

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(Ushgarak is busy moving stuff into his office. it's a long job. He's on the phone to his agent)

"Yeah, well, it's not quite as romantic as under the sea but it has a nice, urban, gritty feel about it... something people can empathise with... we'll leave them on tenderhooks with the Edna thing for a while, I think... ok... chow."

Sorry I'm late, guys. The Gungans were giving me hell over an exploded tavern in their swamp... never mind.

Hey, queeq- I TRIED to let you have the last popst. Not even an apology from the Council for ignoring my wishes... typical.

Right, to business. (Starts handing around statues of the Emperor). These statues are selling well. Everyone is buying them here.

Everyone had BETTER buy them...

Back later. I hoped everyone wished Edna luck...

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QUEEQ!!! Hmmmmm, just shows how little you know...

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Right, now, I have this technically unoffivcal job of Political Commissar for the Empire... each place of business must have such a representative as me if they are to trade on Imperial Centre... but just try to think of me as your friend, yeah?

p.s. Don't tell them I'm a Jedi. A person has to move with the times...

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Hmmmm, should we believe him or is he really an imperial double agent?

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HAHAHAHA! What a funny man Ratcat is!

(Takes notes)

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I know, I know. You don't need top remind me. 😂

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(Writing- 'Ratcat is a subversive joker... watch him...'😉

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(Gundark is busy scribbling notes for her master...)Hmmmm..must remember to put wiretap on Ush's comlink..

Ah, statue of the emporer..nice touch. I have some barbie clothes he'll look FABULOUS in !!! 😂

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Arrghh! Do you want this place shut down! Their eyes and ears are everywhere...

(Phone call)

"Ah... really? Right."

(Phone down)

Apparently, I am their eyes and ears for now... well, be careful, anyway.

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queeq, you must talk to Ush about all these long-distance charges on the bar phone bill....😂

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It's alright, it was on my Imperial-approved mobile communicator.

Oh, don't tell them that I used to work for the Gungans, either... they sem a tad xenophobic...

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Why would I tell THEM anything ? (Innocent look) 😂

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You don't need a reason. Talking is its own reward...

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I think I need a drink now....😂

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Imperial drinks it is! Where is Finti?