Wizards/Mutants/Jedi versus The Blair Witch

OK, so the following people are in the woods that the Blair Witch resides in:

Dumbledore and the Order of the Phoenix
Voldemort and his Death Eaters
Sidious
Yoda
Dooku
Vader (ESB Vader)
Charles Xavier (young Charles)
Magneto (young Magneto, and he has Shaw's helmet)
Dark Phoenix

Same as the movie, the Blair Witch plans on mind raping them, making them do horrible things, then killing them. Does he succeed? If not, who makes it out alive? The wizards have wands, and the Sith/Jedi have lightsabers.

Gandalf the Gay and the bad LOTR wizard are also there.

Any one of them would make her their blair b1tch.

We really don't know much of what the Witch can do in a fight, she mostly just picked on some kids after all.

You guys ever actually see the movies?

Doesn't the second one have like f*ck all to do with her?

No, she is in the second one.