Fast and Furious vs The Expendables

Ian Shaw, a.k.a Lee Christmas, is out to avenge his brother Owen's death in Fast 6. He begins by killing Han in Tokyo, now he has traveled to Los Angeles to finish the job.

Ian brings all his buddies from the Expendables to take out Luke Hobbs and Dom Toretto's crew. Barney leads the Expendables and gathers all the intel on Hobbs and Dom's crew.

All of Barney's team from both movies are available along with Trench and Church.

Hobbs has gathered intel on the Expendables and have a week to prepare.

Who wins?

Dom wants revenge for Han's death and the Expendables want revenge for Owen Shaw.

Unfortunately this will not be a car race.

Expendables easily.

I think Hobbs will have them prepared. The last two fast and furious movies haven't focused on car racing.

Fast and furious is ass as even the awesomeness of Rock cant save it.
Cheese burger Eddy fries them with his omaya boom shotgun.

So a bunch of street racers and one semi-competent federal agent vs. a whole crew of hardcore, trained, experienced mercenaries?

I wonder who wins.

Not really.

Expendables stomp hard.

Expendables rape.

Obviously the Expendables, very easily in fact.