Man of Steel runs the Gauntlet

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Originally posted by Robtard
Thor being female changes nothing important as long and the powers/history is left pretty much intact. If anything, it will spice up 'his' relationship with Jane and Lady Sif. Those two better remain female.
Oh, people are missunderstanding. Thor himself is still not female. He's just no longer worthy of the hammer. The hammer was given to a girl that is worthy. Him no longer being worthy of his hammer is the part that irks me. I suppose it has good story potential though.

Re: Man of Steel runs the Gauntlet

Originally posted by Kotor3
Location New York
Lois and Clark’s mother have been assassinated. Clark has lost it. He has the same mind frame as the Superman in the video game ‘In Justice Gods Among Us’.

The following try to stop him: Who stops the Superman?
Godzilla and King Kong
Fantastic Four
X-Men – All members any version
Future sentinel days of future pasts
Boss: Thor and Kruse
Bonus Boss: Silver Surfer

Godzilla and King Kong

Stalemate, since Godzilla can't tag Supes, though Supes can't harm him. King Kong dies in any case

Fantastic Four

Speedblitz/heat vision lobotomy

In any case, Supes outclasses them in every stat

X-Men – All members any version

On;y chance I can think of is mind**** from Charles. Otherwise Supes blitzes

Future sentinel days of future pasts

Don't know, though Supes should outclass any Sentinel individually

Boss: Thor and Kruse

>another vs Thor thread

Okay, seriously, can we have this thread and any variation of it banned? This one's been done to death, many times. Superman stomps. Kurze dies as well

Bonus Boss: Silver Surfer

Surfer wins handily

Has everything Supes has and some more exotic powers

Originally posted by Robtard
Thor being female changes nothing important as long and the powers/history is left pretty much intact. If anything, it will spice up 'his' relationship with Jane and Lady Sif. Those two better remain female.

No he discovers that Jane is actually a transvestite, but will love "her" anyway. This will be done to represent our transgender reader base (official statistics show over 34%).

Next, Thor discovers she/he is actually Chinese/Mexican (at this stage, comics will be printed in Chinese text). When Odin realizes he can hide it no longer, he reveals to Thor that he is also actually a woman. Turns out Thor was the first child ever born to lesbian parents.

In the end, he abandons his heritage and converts to Islam. On the way, he learns that the secret to being worthy is actually to castrate his balls, he does this and once again regains Mjolnir (Whor was Thor's real mother/parent 2).

I would be most disappointed if Marvel did not address these other oppressed groups. We will need to start our own professional government-funded KMC activist group - Occupy Marvel.

There's a difference between transvestites and transgendered people you bigot.

Re: Re: Man of Steel runs the Gauntlet

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Stalemate, since Godzilla can't tag Supes, though Supes can't harm him. King Kong dies in any case

Speedblitz/heat vision lobotomy

In any case, Supes outclasses them in every stat

On;y chance I can think of is mind**** from Charles. Otherwise Supes blitzes

Don't know, though Supes should outclass any Sentinel individually

>another vs Thor thread

Okay, seriously, can we have this thread and any variation of it banned? This one's been done to death, many times. Superman stomps. Kurze dies as well

Surfer wins handily

Has everything Supes has and some more exotic powers

Agree with this except Supes would rock Zilla and Sentinels

Re: Re: Man of Steel runs the Gauntlet

Originally posted by Robtard
Uses his body as a missile and domes Godzilla and King Kong

Sue will be able to hold him for some time, but then the rest of the FF are murdered or BFR'd

Xavier read that Clark isn't a villain and makes him believe that the mutants are not his enemies; they all go out for tacos after

Superman destroys all the Sentinels since an exploding X-Jet can destroy them and they're designed to counter/absorb genetic mutant powers, which Superman isn't.

Kurse is easily BFR'd. Thor will pose a problem; Superman could win.

Stops at Silver Surfer

This.

Re: Re: Re: Man of Steel runs the Gauntlet

Originally posted by juggerman
Agree with this except Supes would rock Zilla and Sentinels

Doesn't Godzilla tank city busters though? Can't say I remember Superman being that powerful

And I wasn't sure about the Sentinels, though I do agree Supes outclasses them in any individual context

Re: Re: Man of Steel runs the Gauntlet

Originally posted by Robtard
Uses his body as a missile and domes Godzilla and King Kong

Sue will be able to hold him for some time, but then the rest of the FF are murdered or BFR'd

Xavier read that Clark isn't a villain and makes him believe that the mutants are not his enemies; they all go out for tacos after

Superman destroys all the Sentinels since an exploding X-Jet can destroy them and they're designed to counter/absorb genetic mutant powers, which Superman isn't.

Kurse is easily BFR'd. Thor will pose a problem; Superman could win.

Stops at Silver Surfer

This but IMO he clears surfer as well. Surfer has one thing that could TKO him however that takes himself out as well so that would be a stalemate. Doom had all of SS powers plus his own and still got taken out by good ole punches to the face, easily a feat MoS can replicate, when he does, SS goes down. I don't see him reaching for his Galactus buster because he did that to stop Galactus and save earth.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Man of Steel runs the Gauntlet

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Doesn't Godzilla tank city busters though? Can't say I remember Superman being that powerful

And I wasn't sure about the Sentinels, though I do agree Supes outclasses them in any individual context

Superman tanked that gravity beam while weakened and the vacuum of space. Superman could fly into Zilla's eye and tear his brain apart.

He clears everyone but Surfer. Surfer can use his powers to go intangible (like he did when he flew literally through a building when Johnny was chasing him) and suck things into his board. If he chooses to go intangible and use energy manipulation attacks in return, there is nothing Supes can do to fight back.

Superman has been shown in the comics to have incredibly strong psychic defenses. I'm not so sure Xavier could control him that easily.

As for the other opponents, only Silver Surfer would have the edge against him. He beats Thor wether Thor fans like it or not as was shown in the JLA/Avengers crossover and please don't tell me that it doesn't count.

Movie version. Means only movie feats allowed

Comics have nothing to do with it

Originally posted by StealthRanger
Movie version. Means only movie feats allowed

Comics have nothing to do with it

Ok then. My bad... Still, the movie counterparts aren't all that different from their comic versions. I suppose Man of Steel Superman might have a hard time against Godzilla and King Kong at same time though. That version of Supes wasn't as invulnerable as Christopher Reeve version considering how certain military weapons could knock those kryptonians in that movie off their feet while in the Reeve movies it had absolutely no effect on them at all.

The missile only knocked Faora out because her nascent powers gave her temporary sensory overload. MOS Kryptonians were easily tanking far more powerful hits (ex. World Machine and Zod slammed a satellite at Superman at one point)

That being stated, I think he can beat everyone listed except for Surfer, who, considering the logistics of his powerset, is pretty much a corporeal version of Dr. M.

Originally posted by Lestov16
The missile only knocked Faora out because her nascent powers gave her temporary sensory overload. MOS Kryptonians were easily tanking far more powerful hits (ex. World Machine and Zod slammed a satellite at Superman at one point)

That being stated, I think he can beat everyone listed except for Surfer, who, considering the logistics of his powerset, is pretty much a corporeal version of Dr. M.

I guess I need to refresh my memory by watching MOS again. I could've sworn that I remember Superman and the other Kryptonians having to dodge military fire while those in Superman 2 didn't even flinch.

Stops at Godzilla and king kong. Beats everybody else except silver surfer.

Originally posted by Star428
I guess I need to refresh my memory by watching MOS again. I could've sworn that I remember Superman and the other Kryptonians having to dodge military fire while those in Superman 2 didn't even flinch.
Fact they dodged the military fire doesn't mean they couldn't tank it. Its just more convenient for them to dodge them given they were fighting each other. At one point in the movie Superman tanks a high caliber bullet fired from a chopper mini gun without any trouble at all.

Having said that Superman 2 kryptonians were obviously far more powerful.

Godzilla and King Kong- Superman loses
Fantastic Four- superman wins
X-Men – All members any version-loses
Future sentinel days of future pasts - wins
Boss: Thor and Kruse-IDK
Bonus Boss: Silver Surfer- loses

Based on what do the X-Men beat Supes?

Mind rape