Originally posted by Impediment
I pissed on her leg, but the water was warm enough to mask the warmth of the pee. She turned around and shrieked at me. I lol'd.
I did something similar. One day, I knew the wife and I would be taking a shower in about 2 hours so I ate an entire can of asparagus.
When we got into the shower, I waited until she turned around to rinse her hair and I released the Kraken.
She gagged.
🙂
Edit - No, I didn't pee on her. Just peed on the shower floor. The hot moist steamy air amplified the smell. 🙂
Originally posted by Robtard
Backfire has auto-awareness every time a woman is urinated on, no matter where they happen to be in the world, he just knows.
Spider-man HATES him.
Doctors are mystified by him.
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