Senator Armstrong v.s. Dante and co™

1. Nero, all out
2. DmC Dante, all out
3. DMC Dante, restricted to Rebellion, and E&I for weaponry, but other powers are allowed, no time manip.

Just like the scene from MGS: Revengeance, Armstrong starts off telling them how he played college ball. One liners are exchanged and then the fight starts in the same arena as MGS:R.

How far does the senator get?

Armstrong goes pro.

How long do they have for quips?

1 D&D round!

But talking is a free action.

Within reason, as determined by the DM. Thinking of a quip counts as drawing a weapon is a standard action.

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No but yeah, all but NuDante.

Futeute note, Nero effortlessly dominates NuDante.

Armstrong would rip Nero in half actually.

Best strength was 250-500 tons, seems like fair game.

I mean yeah, just needs to keep his fleshy parts away from the senator.

Whose best strength? Not Armstrong's.

I'm not sure how he manages that when Armstrong is much faster than he is. And even if Nero can evade Armstrong, Armstrong could just use his power over magnetism to throw the surrounding metal debris at Nero.

Blog some time ago, high multi city block. Seems to match the feat.

What speed feat? Have only seen a base hypersonic speed for Jack, and he's still faster than Armstrong.

Raiden lifted the 72,000 or so ton Metal Gear Excelsius. And he did it on a lever, a very long one. IRL, the Iron Sheik became legendary in strongman circles for his Persian Clubs challenge, which is lifting two clubs with 75 pounds at the end over your head. Even for men who can lift over five hundred pounds above their heads like Mark Henry, the challenge is extremely difficult. That should give you a notion of Raiden's strength. Much less Armstrong's. Armstrong himself destroyed Metal Gear Excelsius with a single punch (That hit Raiden, it being destroyed was a side-effect), the same Metal Gear Excelsius that could explode through solid steel and metal (IIRC a feat that was calculated at small town level).

Current feats put Raiden at mach 2,000. Armstrong might be a bit slower than Raiden, but it isn't by much.

i can easily lift 500 pounds over my head

I used to troll a lot, but then my balls dropped. So I don't as much.

Who said that?

Your mother.

Originally posted by NemeBro

Current feats put Raiden at mach 2,000. Armstrong might be a bit slower than Raiden, but it isn't by much.

I'm guessing it has to do with blade mode shenanigans.

I know I've sliced a helicopter to dozens of pieces as it was exploding, my blade doing so before the explosion could even grow two meters wide, lol.

That kind of makes sense but it's still kind of dumb

The closest things I can think if matching that is cutting up Sundowner in a QTE.