God as your quarterback!

TD. 💃

Not if I have a different God as my Cornerback

Well, I have to say that I like the football analogy better then having god "fight" for you.

What about as your Tight End? <--- sexual innuendo heavily implied

Originally posted by Robtard
What about as your Tight End? <--- sexual innuendo heavily implied

Would that be Jesus?

Jesus is my quarterback. He always helps me score every goal. Hole-in-one at every inning. Nothing but net. Bend it like Gretzky.