Powerless Superman/Thanos

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Powerless Superman/Thanos

Inspired by SuperMex's thread, and the fact that these two characters have HUGE fanbases here.

No prep..
No B.F.R..

Thanos is striped of his power and is now a mortal man.

Superman loses all his powers and is now and a normal man.

Who wins?
No weapons.. Only h2h
Fight takes place in a featureless environment, starting distance of 10 feet.

Thanos stomps. There are different weight classes for a reason.

Ever saw Brock Lesnar VS Frank Mir 2? That's how the fight would go. Thanos would lay on Superman and beat his face in.

Thanos is also so god damn big and full of muscle, that I have a hard time believing Superman would be able to use any pressure points effectivly or at least attempt to submit him. Thanos is simply too strong due to his superior physiology.

Depends, is this DCNU or pre-flashpoint?

Again going by SuperMex's thread, both versions will end up being used. Whichever best makes your point.

Thanos is too skilled.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Thanos is too skilled.

How so?
I've never seen him do more than stomp
And punch.
Of course, all Wolverine does is hack and slash, making him a top martial artist, so i'm not discounting Thanos having skills; i'd just like to know what he has...

Originally posted by riv6672
[...] i'm not discounting Thanos having skills; i'd just like to know what he has...

He trained Gamora, who ended up being the best martial artist in the Marvel universe.

He was fooling Champion around, who is supposedly one of the greatest fighters in the Marvel universe, by outskilling him in close combat.

Ah, cool.
Did not know.

Originally posted by Enzeru
Thanos stomps. There are different weight classes for a reason.

Ever saw Brock Lesnar VS Frank Mir 2? That's how the fight would go. Thanos would lay on Superman and beat his face in.

Thanos is also so god damn big and full of muscle, that I have a hard time believing Superman would be able to use any pressure points effectivly or at least attempt to submit him. Thanos is simply too strong due to his superior physiology.

Wihout his superpowers, Thanos would be so cumbersome and musclebound I doubt he could fight, the weight he would be carrying would probably cause a heart attack.

Haha

Thats one argument i've never seen used before in any debate!

Originally posted by Enzeru
He trained Gamora, who ended up being the best martial artist in the Marvel universe.

He was fooling Champion around, who is supposedly one of the greatest fighters in the Marvel universe, by outskilling him in close combat.

The very same Gamora that was going for the kill and still couldn't even hit Winter Soldier? Not saying that she isn't skilled, but her average showing doesn't really paint her as the best martial artist (most dangerous woman? Yes. Absolute best? No.) I'd probably put Moondragon above her. Also, he wasn't really fooling around with Champion. IIRC he caught him off guard with a cheap shot, used his energy shields, energy blasts, and teleporter, and threatened to leave him floating in space. Lastly, pre-Flashpoint Superman was trained in h2h by Batman, master Kryptonian martial arts, and has trained with some of the most skilled JLA members in h2h.

A battle drone trained Gamora as seen in her childhood memory. Thanos never really trained her himself IIRC.

And Champion is a jobber, She-hulk smoked his ass and Dumb Drax made him his *****. They sure are so skilled!!!!!!!!!!

Thanos.

Hmm. One of you guys is exaggerating the Gamora/Champion facts i just cant tell who.

Originally posted by riv6672
Haha

Thats one argument i've never seen used before in any debate!

I also bet he would fart a lot.

Question

Assuming Supes is the more skilled of the two, couldnt/wouldnt Thanos just overpower him, as he's about twice Supes' size...?

Originally posted by riv6672
Question

Assuming Supes is the more skilled of the two, couldnt/wouldnt Thanos just overpower him, as he's about twice Supes' size...?

Well Mariusz Pudzianowski has tried his hand at MMA is he a champion? Hell no!

Please. RL does not apply here.

Originally posted by riv6672
Please. RL does not apply here.

Then what is the frame of reference, they are supposed to be depowered normal mortal men. Surely that means real life?