Quan vs MOS superman

Quan has just killed Lois Lane with his debating skills, superman comes along to find Quan butt naked skull f*cking Lois Lane. Superman is bloodlusted. Quan has his debating skills and a paper clip, Quan bellows a debate war cry and throws himself at superman, penis flailing in the wind, who wins?

Quan impales himself with the paper clip, He cries makes up some shitty story and punks out

Superman 100000000000/10 if that's even possible

Superman wins.

Why would you kill Amy Adams when she's so delicious, Steve?

I didn't kill her, Quan did 😖hifty:

Honestly, I don't think even Superman overcomes Quan's troll powers.
Even if Quan lost, he'd yell non canon.

Are you talking about Quan chi from the MK games? I didn't know he was in the movies.

Quan stomps.

Anyone who says Superman wins is trolling😂

You all **** children.

You are all my children now.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are all my children now.

No Carver is mine. I have him wrapped around my finger, when I call he answers.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
No Carver is mine. I have him wrapped around my finger, when I call he answers.

I lost it at

Originally posted by steverules_2
penis flailing in the wind,

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
No Carver is mine. I have him wrapped around my finger, when I call he answers.

Now I know who to blame

does quan get his kickball and 21 year old gf?

He has a girlfriend? Is she made up or does she actually exist?

And yeah he gets his kickball sure

This thread does not make any sense

Quan cannot defeat old women at kickball much less a fit young woman like Lois Lane, much less men, much less superman

To prove my point

Quan what was your kick ball team record last year?

Somebody post a pic of this alleged gf.. I need a laugh

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Somebody post a pic of this alleged gf.. I need a laugh