French Bashing

What about French Blondes?

oh, there are, just not many

fake blonds

no, real blonde

heh...which brings me to smthg totally off topic (sorry), but i remember having this amusing discussion in bio. class last year, regarding how real blondes in the world were diminishing essentially cuz blonde is a recessive trait. ^_^

french jokes, george w. bush jokes...whatever. ^_^ some of em' are quite funny. admittedly i laughed at one about a french tank...was that you that told me that one, ush?

😖mart:

re·ces·sive ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-ssv)
adj.
Tending to go backward or recede.

Genetics. Of, relating to, or designating an allele that does not produce a characteristic effect when present with a dominant allele.
Of or relating to a trait that is expressed only when the determining allele is present in the homozygous condition.

n. Genetics
A recessive allele or trait.
An organism having a recessive trait.

😖mart:

sorry, wanted to use that smilie 🙂

I can tell. And I already know what a recessive trait is, Professor Yerss. Thank you for informing everyone else.

that's ok, I like to educate people 😛

Education is fun...if it's a good subject.

French Tank joke- as borrowed from the Italians- requested by Narcil.

How many gears does a French tank have?

5. Four in reverse and one forward in case of attack from the rear.

Shall I tell the anti-US joke as well? I said it before in the Debating Area...

It would appear that you have your mind set on doing so anyway, go ahead, knock yourself out.

*lol* you guys..

and yes! let's hear the joke. ^_^

Ok. George W. Bush is visiting Saudi Arabia where he meets the Crown Prince to discuss oil revenues. Beforehand, they are making small talk, and the Crown Prince talks thusly:

"Mr. President," he says, "here in Saudi Arabia we are great lovers of American culture. All manner of American tv shows play on our airwaves all the time. I myself am a particular fan of Star Trek. But one thing confuses me. The crew in Star Trek is a great vision of the united future. There are male and female crewmates. There are caucasians. There are Russians. There are blacks, there are Africans, there are Asians. But there are no Arabians! Why is this?"

To which Bush, after thinking a little, replied:

"Because Star Trek is set in the future."

Boom, boom.

shakalaka boom

shake, shake, shake, shake the room.

😘

*lol* heyyy..i laughed the first time i heard it. 🙁

A very impressive joke Ushgarak. You are truly the Man of the People.

United States President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.

Little Bob rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of the classroom.
When they come back from the break President Bush encourages them again to ask questions. This time Joey rises to speak: Mr. President, I have got five questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
5. Where is Bob !!???