Peter Parker vs Jason Vorhees

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Peter Parker vs Jason Vorhees

Peter Parker finds himself in a room with Jason Vorhees. A security system goes off trapping him in the room with Jason; force fields blocking the entrances and exits. The room measures 25 feet long, 15 feet wide and 10 feet high.

He is in Peter Parker form so no suit and no webs, only his Spider powers. Jason is armed with his trade mark machete. There is a 15 minute window before the entrances and exits can be used again. Does Parker make it?

Yea just evade

Yeah. With his spider-sense, agility, and speed he makes it out easily. No way he could possibly harm Jason, of course, but at least he survives.

Lol classic Jason (movies) gets destroyed by Spidey, i don't know about the comic version.

There is a Jason comic respect thread I made on the Comicvine.

However comic Jason is out stats here and web incap is a option.

Peter sticks to Jason's back for 15 minutes, laughing hysterically as Jason flails around trying to reach him.

LOL. Am I the only one who read the OP? He specifically said "Peter gets no suit and no webs".

I don't see Jason even tagging Peter lol, and even if he miraculously does..it's not keeping Peter down, he's been tagged by some of the best and stood back up, let's face it Jason isn't Morlun lol.

Parker could just evade or maximum spider him lol, Jason's strong compared to humans (punching heads off) but come on..Peter not holding back isn't someone you want to mess with lol. I don't see what's stopping Pete from snatching the machete out of his hands and dicing him to bits until the time's up lol.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Lol classic Jason (movies) gets destroyed by Spidey, i don't know about the comic version.

How in the Hell does Uber zombie Jason from the movies get destroyed by Spidey? Please enlighten me. What can Peter possibly do to hurt him? The only way Spidey could win is by webbing Jason up and incapacitate him. Without webs he can't do shit to him.

Originally posted by Star428
LOL. Am I the only one who read the OP? He specifically said "Peter gets no suit and no webs".

I think only one person mentioned webs.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Lol classic Jason (movies) gets destroyed by Spidey, i don't know about the comic version.

Destroy how? Even in the movies he's survived explosions and houses collapsing on him to come back in the next scene. You don't think Parker punches/kicks harder than all of that do you?

Peter also can't afford to get grabbed by Jason, because unlike most of the people Spidey fights, If Jason grabs part of him and starts crushing it, he can't make Jason let go by inflicting pain on him. And while Parkers reacting to the pain here comes the machete. Best bet is to not get caught.

Spider-man takes the machete away from Jason and then cuts his head off.

Originally posted by Star428
How in the Hell does Uber zombie Jason from the movies get destroyed by Spidey? Please enlighten me. What can Peter possibly do to hurt him? The only way Spidey could win is by webbing Jason up and incapacitate him. Without webs he can't do shit to him.
Originally posted by Perceiver1
Destroy how? Even in the movies he's survived explosions and houses collapsing on him to come back in the next scene. You don't think Parker punches/kicks harder than all of that do you?

Peter also can't afford to get grabbed by Jason, because unlike most of the people Spidey fights, If Jason grabs part of him and starts crushing it, he can't make Jason let go by inflicting pain on him. And while Parkers reacting to the pain here comes the machete. Best bet is to not get caught.

Spidey is class 25 atleast. Thats like a Bus hitting Jason multiple times per second... he hasn't shown the ability to regen from goo.

Spidey, easily. He'd make a game of it to kill time after the first 5 minutes.

Spidey is class friggin' 25? I thought he was only class 10 (only able to lift around 10 tons). Last time I checked the marvel handbooks he was class 10. That was about a decade ago though. Has he had a major upgrade in last few years?

jason would never come close to touching pete.... and pete is certainly strong enough to rock the f*ck out of jason with his blows.

jason doesn't win.

For some reason, when I pictured this fight I thought it was movie Spidey vs the most powerful version of Jason from the latest Friday 13th movies. The movie Spidey never really impressed me that much. I do agree that comic version of Spidey beats Jason even if Spidey is only class 10 like I thought he was.

Even movie Spider-man is fast and strong enough to get the machete away from Jason and then cut his head off.

Originally posted by Perceiver1
Destroy how? Even in the movies he's survived explosions and houses collapsing on him to come back in the next scene. You don't think Parker punches/kicks harder than all of that do you?

Peter also can't afford to get grabbed by Jason, because unlike most of the people Spidey fights, If Jason grabs part of him and starts crushing it, he can't make Jason let go by inflicting pain on him. And while Parkers reacting to the pain here comes the machete. Best bet is to not get caught.

Lol I saw a Friday the 13th where a normal person cut Jason's ass up, and he didn't just get back up from it. Spider Man is being underestimated here big time. Spidey would take the machete, and cut Jason into slabs of meat. It would be some ha ha ha hee hee hee type shit. Just imagine how devastating a cut from Spider Man be if he was going for broke. Swish swish swish swish 😂

Originally posted by Stoic
Lol I saw a Friday the 13th where a normal person cut Jason's ass up, and he didn't just get back up from it. Spider Man is being underestimated here big time. Spidey would take the machete, and cut Jason into slabs of meat. It would be some ha ha ha hee hee hee type shit. Just imagine how devastating a cut from Spider Man be if he was going for broke. Swish swish swish swish 😂

Depends on which Jason this is. He has been blown up and reformed.