I can't get over you

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Dramatic Gecko Gypsy With Internet

Originally posted by Oneness
Don't ever go to PTs in Illinois, either.

Nahstee bitches in that sc.

Yes master.

( also I'm allowed to a be a virgin, I'm only 18 and have you seen the whores in Darwin? Just saying highest STD area in Australia)

Oneness Restricted

You're probably a virgin for the same reason you were just compelled to type "yes master".

Slay Skyhighatrist

So basically Oneness is a far more stupid version of Astner?

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Dramatic Gecko Gypsy With Internet
Originally posted by Oneness
You're probably a virgin for the same reason you were just compelled to type "yes master".

I was compelled to type yes master for the sake of humour.

And if you must know the sad part about why I am still a virgin is probably because I just broke up a with a girl I'd consider to have had a deep and meaningful relationship with for seven months. And haven't nutted up to ask anyone else out since. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go watch Fruits Basket, polish my nails and cry my manliness away.

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Slay Skyhighatrist

Oneness reminds me of that one scene in the 40 Year Old Virgin, with the group session about the teenagers curious about sex. The ginger kid to be exact.

Epicurus True Killer

Originally posted by Oneness
That shit gets hot close range, the spinning bullet as it passes through you can leave smoke in its wake.

It's speedy quick though. Don't tell me you're such a big pussy that you can't even bear searing sensations which last a fraction of a second before you get the permanent shuteye.

Oneness Restricted

IDK I've never been shot.

I was relaying what someone who has been shot had to say about it.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm in a loving, long term relationship...so...
Don't ever trust a woman. This is exactly how they want you to think.

Syren dreaming
Originally posted by Oneness
Pardon my Indochinese, but by the looks of it none of you get tail.

This is just awesome.